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    jeep better then women

    Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women?
    Just thought i'd post this from another "jeep" Board

    1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
    2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
    3. Jeeps don't have parents.
    4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.
    6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
    7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
    8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.
    9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
    10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines.
    11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Jeep!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.
    12. If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it.
    13. If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it.
    14. If your Jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
    15. You can have a Jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents.
    16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
    17. If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
    18. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    19. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
    20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it.
    21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
    22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
    23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
    24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
    25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep.
    26. If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    27. You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
    28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a decent seat belt.
    29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep.
    30. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
    31. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it.
    32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
    33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them.
    34. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money.
    35. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries.

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    LMAO!! But...

    "5. You can share your Jeep with your friends." No WAY!

    "20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it." Mine do. They say "I saw your old Jeep today..."

    "23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps." I have had inexplicable Jeep breaking, which could only be explained by the Jeeps going out at night by themselves...

    "34. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money." Not true--don't you know Just Empty Every Pocket?

    Thanks for the post!

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    Do not forget Just Equals Every Paycheck after the pockets are empty.

    Take care,

    S
    Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

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    I'd rather look at this then Jeeps though...


    Jeep Chicks VJC approved...

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    Cool Re: jeep better then women

    Quote Originally Posted by jostaman View Post
    why jeeps are better than women?
    1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
    2. You can drive your jeep any time of the month.
    3. Jeeps don't have parents.
    4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    5. You can share your jeep with your friends.
    6. Jeeps don't care how many other jeeps you've ridden.
    7. When driving, you and your jeep can arrive at the same time.
    8. Jeeps don't care how many other jeeps you have.
    9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other jeeps.
    10. Jeeps don't care if you buy jeep magazines.
    11. You'll never hear, "surprise! You're going to own a new jeep!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.
    12. If your jeep goes flat, you can fix it.
    13. If your jeep is too loose, you can tighten it.
    14. If your jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
    15. You can have a jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents.
    16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your jeep.
    17. If you say bad things to your jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
    18. You can drive your jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    19. You can stop driving your jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
    20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old jeep after you dump it.
    21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
    22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
    23. Your jeep never wants a night out with the other jeeps.
    24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
    25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your jeep.
    26. If your jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    27. You can drive your jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
    28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your jeep is a decent seat belt.
    29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your jeep.
    30. Your jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
    31. You only have to feed your jeep when you use it.
    32. A rocky relationship with your jeep is actually fun.
    33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them.
    34. You never have to worry about your jeep spending your money.
    35. You don't have to remember your jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries.
    still funny

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    Re: jeep better then women

    You left off.....
    #1. Jeeps get better looking and become classics with age.
    #2. Everybody still wants a ride on a old Jeep.
    #3. Wrinkles in your Jeep actualy look nice.
    "Just remember too look for the meaning in the message, even if you don't like the words they use!"

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    Re: jeep better then women

    Good stuff. Don't forget that Jeeps are alot like women. The longer you have them the heavier they get.
    Jeff

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    Re: jeep better then women

    Fine I'll take all the chicks you guys can have the jeep...

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    Re: jeep better then women

    Quote Originally Posted by Stomper View Post
    Do not forget Just Equals Every Paycheck after the pockets are empty.

    Take care,

    S
    Isn't that the same with a wife/gf?

    Jeeps are not as bad on your wallet as a fast car. My wallet thanks me with the jeep, with the camaro it hated me

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    Ya I hear people cry about jeeps all the time try buying good parts for a 1965 lincoln jeep stuff is cheap

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    Re: jeep better then women

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Ricci View Post
    Ya I hear people cry about jeeps all the time try buying good parts for a 1965 lincoln jeep stuff is cheap

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    Or parts for a 65 anything but a Jeep or Big 3 truck. Let me tell ya, it was fun going to BAP and them not even having my model in the system.

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    Re: jeep better then women

    Or parts for a Jeep J10.
    Jeff

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    Re: jeep better then women

    Quote Originally Posted by Jostaman View Post
    still funny
    still in the wrong forum

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    Re: jeep better then women

    44 in front is cheaper on a Jeep.
    Tom Roberts, Certified Hyperbaric Registered Nurse and Jeep Nut
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    Re: jeep better then women

    number 30 needs to be moved into the top 5.

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