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    Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    My favorite is #30


    You know you have a real jeep . . . .

    1) If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
    2) You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
    3) When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
    4) When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
    5) You roll it over and don't get upset
    6) Your mom and sister can't get in without help
    7) You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
    8) You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
    9) If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
    10) When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
    11) When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!"
    12) When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
    13) When you can see OVER a Suburban
    14) You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
    15) When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
    16) When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
    17) When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
    18) When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
    19) If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house
    20) When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
    21) You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
    22) You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
    23) Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
    24) Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
    25) You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
    26) Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
    27) You spend more on car washes than on insurance
    28) Even worse the car wash won't let you in
    29) You fix almost everything yourself
    30) When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
    31) When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
    32) When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
    33) If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it
    34) Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it
    35) You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
    36) You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway
    37) You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
    38) Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
    39) You carry a set of steps with you at all times
    40) You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
    41) You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
    42) You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
    43) You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
    44) You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
    45) You're constantly getting passed on the highway
    46) Your wallet is always empty
    47) When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    I like #32!
    *~*Brittany*~*

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    #12 So true
    #24 My daughters friend kept saying I'm gonna die
    #28 Has happened to me.
    If you ain't havin fun, do something else.

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Thanks for the laugh, even though it is so true!

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Quote Originally Posted by Punkin_Belle View Post
    I like #32!
    You don't have no stinkin doors

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    12
    47 when i bought min everyone thought i bought a brown jeep surprise its black.
    Black XJ "Zombie Response Team" vehicle ID:07-3085

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    great post! I can relate to many but not all of them..... YET
    Eric - *'92 White YJ, 4.5" custom Deaver springs, 35" MTRs, Tera-Low 4:1, Hydro Assist, CAI, Rear 8.8, Chromo D30, 4.88s, locked front/rear, full cage, tube fenders.
    *'08 Silver Rubicon JKU 2.5" lift, 5.13's and 35's

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    #46 is true

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    # 22 and I am stealing this
    94 YJ SOA caged, stretched, bent, beat,
    F&R waggy 44's 5:38 gears

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4.3 V6 TJ View Post
    My favorite is #30


    You know you have a real jeep . . . .

    1) If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside yes
    2) You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station yes
    3) When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain yes
    5) You roll it over and don't get upset yes
    6) Your mom and sister can't get in without help yes
    7) You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb yes
    8) You get custom pin-striping from trail brush yes
    9) If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts no
    10) When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days no snow in Phoenix
    11) When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!" yes
    12) When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker yes
    13) When you can see OVER a Suburban yes
    14) You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up of course
    15) When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win Sliders-and yes
    16) When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off yes
    17) When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless no
    18) When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break no
    19) If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house no
    20) When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again Dad-and yes
    21) You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield no windshield-no
    22) You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents yes
    23) Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints mostly all of the Jeep parts are now gone-so no
    24) Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling of course yes
    25) You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other hell no!
    26) Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof no roof-so no
    27) You spend more on car washes than on insurance car washes are for the tow rig-no
    28) Even worse the car wash won't let you in yes-my tow rig is too tall
    29) You fix almost everything yourself depends on the break- 50/50
    30) When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser jealous of the AC in the summer-no
    31) When you have all your credit card numbers memorized My wife does
    32) When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground no doors-so no
    33) If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it see #10 answer
    34) Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it yes
    35) You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway see #10 answer
    36) You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway dirt roads-yes. Highway, I am in the tow rig
    37) You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep yes
    38) Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel yes
    39) You carry a set of steps with you at all times no
    40) You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud no muffler-but not too bad-no
    41) You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage yes
    42) You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident "Golden Raisen"
    43) You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep no
    44) You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm no windshield frame
    45) You're constantly getting passed on the highway The tow rig does just fine
    46) Your wallet is always empty I have a wife and 2 kids. The Jeep has nothing to do with it
    47) When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep Have you seen my Jeep?
    My replies in red above.

    HONOR KEVIN-HARNESS UP!!!

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Quote Originally Posted by lancetkenyon View Post
    My replies in red above.
    I'd say that you fit the profile

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4.3 V6 TJ View Post
    I wonder what the statistics would be if everyone answered T or F for each item? Can we do this as a poll or something like that?


    You know you have a real jeep . . . .

    1) If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
    2) You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
    3) When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
    4) When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
    5) You roll it over and don't get upset
    6) Your mom and sister can't get in without help
    7) You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
    8) You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
    9) If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
    10) When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
    11) When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!"
    12) When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
    13) When you can see OVER a Suburban
    14) You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
    15) When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
    16) When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
    17) When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
    18) When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
    19) If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house
    20) When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
    21) You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
    22) You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
    23) Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
    24) Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
    25) You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
    26) Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
    27) You spend more on car washes than on insurance
    28) Even worse the car wash won't let you in
    29) You fix almost everything yourself
    30) When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
    31) When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
    32) When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
    33) If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it
    34) Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it
    35) You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
    36) You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway
    37) You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
    38) Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
    39) You carry a set of steps with you at all times
    40) You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
    41) You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
    42) You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
    43) You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
    44) You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
    45) You're constantly getting passed on the highway
    46) Your wallet is always empty
    47) When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep

    I wonder what the statistics would be if everyone answered T or F for each item? Can we do this as a poll or something like that?

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Quote Originally Posted by cdhowell View Post
    # 22 and I am stealing this
    Steal it just like I did!!!

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    Re: Do you fit the "Jeep Thing" profile?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4.3 V6 TJ View Post
    You don't have no stinkin doors
    I do in the summer. Yes... I am weak. ;-)
    *~*Brittany*~*

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    25 and 40!
    Im back to the drawing board
    STAY TUNED!

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