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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Dave needs to reconsider 26.

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Quote Originally Posted by CallesCafe View Post
    However he doesnt even know how to check the oil on his truck. I shouldve ran for the hills a long time ago.
    See, that is what I mean. *** is wrong with people?

    You should see the guy who lives next door to me. Tree hugger. lol.
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    For the record, I'm a douchebag.
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    The shaft is completely loose an sloppy coming out of the rear end.

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Psshhgggh, I see fault with some of these

    Quote Originally Posted by CallesCafe View Post
    50 things to watch out for when dating a new guy. - written by my friend Dave

    Some of these are obvious, and a year ago, I pretty much believed in this whole list, but this year a few things have changed and as Im getting older, I figure my standards, wants and needs are deteriorating. I highlighted the ones that are actually important to me.

    Be Careful of Men:


    1. Who hit women or kids in anger.

    2. Who have to many mirrors in their house and or car.

    3. Who have real expensive shoes.

    4. Who have more than 5 pairs of shoes.

    5. Who like to go shopping.

    6. Who have anything pierced.

    7. Who eat only salads for dinner.

    8. Who fold or even worse, iron their underwear.

    9. Who drive flashy expensive foreign sports cars but really can't afford them.

    10. Who use credit cards and never have any cash.

    11. Who has trouble making most decisions.

    12. Who have a box of wine or a beer tap in their refrigerator.
    Are we talking about a keg-erator, cuz that is awesome and anyone with one should be proud and so should the ladies.

    13. Who don't own any power tools.

    14. Who really care if they are color-coordinated with their date.

    15. Who don't give to charities.

    16. Who own or wear speedo type underwear.

    17. Who have satin anything.

    18. Who have never fired a gun.

    19. Who let a snot-nosed 18 year old sales clerk boss them around.

    20. Who would prefer a chick flick to any action-adventure movie.

    21. Who would buy a $30 Tommy T-shirt instead of a 3- pack of JCPenny T-shirts for $15.

    22. Who are constantly impatient or nervous.

    23. Who have bad tempers and or suffer from road rage.
    In the Phoenix metro area this shouldn't apply, I think everyone has road rage

    24. Who's last date was a tattooed teenager with odd hair or a stripper.
    I see nothing wrong with this

    25. Who had to find themselves.

    26. Who had ever been to or considered therapy.

    27. Who have more than one gold chain hanging around their neck with their shirt opened too far.

    28. Who wear more than one ring or a diamond pinky ring.

    29. Who own a pair of black leather pants.

    30. Who have ever collected un-employment for more than a week.

    31. Who check-in with their mothers more than once a month. (Unless she is at death's door!)

    32. Who talks-back to or is rude to his mother.

    33. Who drink water (or anything) from a glass with a straw.

    34. Who borrow things and never returns them.

    35. Who do not tip generously, when appropriate.

    36. Who, when at a restaurant with a larger party, scrutinizes the bill and never really pays enough.

    37. Who cheat when playing games. (Especially Golf)
    I think cheating is technically a part of the game of golf

    38. Who tailgate other drivers.

    39. Who begin any sentence with "My hair ?.

    40. Who like the watching wrestling.

    41. Who don't have any male friends.

    42. Who can't back-up a car or truck with a trailer.

    43. Who can't parallel park.

    44. Who refer to the women's breasts as any kind of food.
    I love melons, nom nom nom

    45. Who let the woman pay for anything while on a date.
    Equal rights, you want them until you have to pay for diner, sheesh

    46. Who do not know how to jump-start a car.

    47. Who really cares what color the bed spread is. (Unless its pink or lavender).

    48. Who do not like some kind of music.

    49. Who can't program the VCR.

    50. Who care if the VCR is programmed.

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    also, have you noticed how many things are "know to cause cancer in the state of california"? its obserd. good thing we are in Arizona and they dont cause cancer here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by offroadaz View Post
    beware of women that carry a check list of these things in their purse

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    LMAO!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CallesCafe View Post
    Hey! Why are unsingle people in the singles forum?!? No fair! We dont go voicing our opinions in the married section. Hmph!

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Whats wrong with a nose piercing being trashy?
    India woman have them pierce for a reason!!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by ShmUDE View Post
    HEY NOW...easy on the piercing one!

    it should be classy vs trashy. Lip, nose, nipples = trashy.

    i like my piercings

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Quote Originally Posted by eyehatetofu View Post
    Psshhgggh, I see fault with some of these
    Sounds like my dream man. Good input. Nom Nom Nom
    Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses 웃❤유

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    They like to live thru us singles since we can still do what they cant get away with anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by CallesCafe View Post
    Hey! Why are unsingle people in the singles forum?!? No fair! We dont go voicing our opinions in the married section. Hmph!

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Run the other direction!!!
    If their is a men who changes their own oil on their own cars but they don;t change their girlfriends oil in their car( run away from that one!)

    Exception to rule thank you to the one who did
    change my car oil!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by CallesCafe View Post
    My ex is cough cough old and never shot a gun in his life. I took him shooting for the 1st time 9 months ago and he fell in love with it. Got him his CCW for Chanukuh.

    However he doesnt even know how to check the oil on his truck. I shouldve ran for the hills a long time ago.

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    I think there are a few problems with the list but I'm stil haven't figured out how to paste it all back in and correct it!!
    I have more that five pair of shoes but half are only used for work ie boots!
    My license plate says LOSTMAN, it is short for lost maniac, sometimes I'm lost sometimes I'm a maniac. But when these two things happen at the same time look out world!

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Quote Originally Posted by kjeepers View Post
    Whats wrong with a nose piercing being trashy?
    India woman have them pierce for a reason!!!!
    i was referring to guys...
    [insert image of boobs here]

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    I have a nose piercing too
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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Actually I see alot of problems with the list too
    99 Wrangler Sahara 33's, lifted, locked, caged and a bunch of other stuff
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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Quote Originally Posted by boonda77 View Post
    They like to live thru us singles since we can still do what they cant get away with anymore
    Rub it in dik
    Quote Originally Posted by mingoglia View Post
    For the record, I'm a douchebag.
    Quote Originally Posted by RyanMichael View Post
    The shaft is completely loose an sloppy coming out of the rear end.

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    Re: 50 Things to Watch out for when dating a new guy!

    Quote Originally Posted by boonda77 View Post
    They like to live thru us singles since we can still do what they cant get away with anymore
    My thoughts exactly
    99 Wrangler Sahara 33's, lifted, locked, caged and a bunch of other stuff
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