Some ladies' humor for the day...

[Sedona Jeep School]

Don't tell my husband I posted this...:D

1. Men are like Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Devil Man]

12. Men are like Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
are you refering to me?:eek:

[papajeep]

Someones PMSing:D

[1BLKJP]

See I knew you were making fun of DMan and I the other day. :D

[jeepin_in_az]

Originally posted by SedonaCowgirl
Don't tell my husband I posted this...:D


Be careful Nena...I saw your husbands e-mail address floating around on this board the other day...:D

[My1stJeep]

Hey I resmble the shape of that lava lamp... :D

[Quasimotor]

I'm 7 & 8 for sure, I imagine my wife might think a couple more...:D

[Sedona Jeep School]

Someones PMSing:D
PMS...isn't that some sort of electric navigational device? Position Me by Satellite? :D

[My1stJeep]

I thought is always meant Putting up with Mens $hit...

Then again it could be Poor Man Servant, guess that depends on if you are married or not...