"Why Jeeps are better than..." Part 2

[Sedona Jeep School]

Okay, y'all, turnabout is fair play!

Why Jeeps are Better Than Men :D

1. A Jeep NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
2. A Jeep lasts longer than seven seconds.
3. A Jeep doesn't care if you go shopping.
4. A Jeep doesn't mind when your mother visits.
5. A Jeep works as hard as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
6. Having a Jeep can't make you pregnant.
7. A Jeep won't tease you if you play disco.
8. You don't have to laugh at a Jeep's jokes.
9. A Jeep won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for Jeep.
10. If a Jeep had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
11. A Jeep doesn't sulk.
12. A Jeep won't switch the TV channel.
13. A Jeep doesn't snore.
14. A Jeep doesn't empty your checking account (without you knowing).
15. A good Jeep is easy to find.
16. A Jeep doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
17. A Jeep won't get jealous if you enjoy another Jeep.
18. A Jeep won't care if you gain five pounds.
19. A Jeep will be there for anytime of the month.
20. A Jeep isn't ready until you're ready.
21. A Jeep won't waste a gorgeous Sunday afternoon watching football.
22. A Jeep will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
23. A Jeep would never make fun of your new outfit.
24. A Jeep never needs a shave.
25. You don't have to let a Jeep win. :D
26. Just because you have dinner with a Jeep doesn't mean you have to sleep with a Jeep too.
27. A Jeep doesn't have morning breath (...well, CJ's have morning breath).
28. A Jeep is happy to go where ever you want to go.
29. A Jeep will never complain about your cooking.
30. A Jeep will never worry about losing its hair.
31. A beer won't steal the covers. :D

[Joe West]

Is number 31 a Freudian slip?

Were you thinking about having a beer when you wrote this? Were you having a beer? :O

:D

[AZXJ]

Ummm never mind.. :eek: I'll stop while I'm still a nice guy... :D

[Sedona Jeep School]

A beer? Wow! I guess that was a Freudian slip! Well, Jeep, beer--they both have 2 e's, they are both satisfying... :D

Go ahead and get yourself in more trouble, Dave! I was thinking, as a professional, I have had relations with hundreds of Jeeps. I can't help but feel like Jeeps with whom I have relations these days don't feel as special as the first dozen or so I was with... :D ;)

[AZXJ]

I guess I'm just a Jeep slut as I now have 4.. sad thing is non of them are trail worthy yet... :mad: I am under at least one of them every day.. :D


I'll skip the comment that I was gonna make on number 2.... :D :D

[ZonaWrangler]

I once wrote a little thing called "101 Reasons Why Bicyclists are Better Than Roller Bladers" and posted it on usenet. Some guy put it on his website, and well I guess it caused a big stir.

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/skates.html

[paparonbo]

11. A Jeep doesn't sulk.
20. A Jeep isn't ready until you're ready.
I don't know, I would SWEAR that my Jeeps get jealous of each other if one gets to go on the trail and the other doesn't.
And they both are kind of like me, always ready :D

Ron
00 XJ
87 XJ

[ZonaWrangler]

I think mine's p!ssed off at me right now! I'm so nice to her too! I don't get it. I even sold the other Jeep ... and now she starts giving me problems? Maybe she just wants the weekend off like everyone else.