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Wind_Danzer
04-01-2005, 03:07 PM
I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!!

Yes, I have short hair.
Yes, I have a big ***** Jeep.
Yes, I ride a motorcycle.
Yes, I have a wallet with a chain on it.
Yes, I curse like a sailor on occassion.
Yes, I'm a little larger then I'd like to be.

I'm so sick of being stereotyped into this catagory and crap that happened today was the straw that broke the camels back. No, it's not club or Jeep related but I have heard enough of it in general. I've been here in AZ consistantly now for about a year, have not been on one freaking date and it seems the only one that doesn't think I'm a freaking lesbian is my psycho stalker neighbor everyone else that I seem to come across thinks I'm on the other side of the fence.

I think I need a t-shirt made, "Sticks only please, others need not apply".

I give up. :( :mad: :( :mad: :(

PS - This is not some April Fool's BS either. Not that many may think that but it is the day ya know. :rolleyes:

Hackle
04-01-2005, 03:16 PM
Do you wear comfortable shoes???
That would be a tip off. :D
I have never met you and have no idea who you are other then the posts I have seen. I can not walk in your shoes even if the are comfortable :D as I have not been there. Bottom line what you think of yourself is what matters!
HTH Jim F.

k7mto
04-01-2005, 03:33 PM
Jamie,

I'm not sure what prompted this, but having had the pleasure of meeting/wheeling with you twice so far, I can say the thought never crossed my mind. Personally, I think any guy would be lucky to take you out. It's not often we find women who love to Jeep as much as we do ourselves.

Lord knows, I wish my wife did :rolleyes:

ArizonaJeeper
04-01-2005, 03:46 PM
Well I have met you and NEVER thought about that. Hell you were cool to me and K and that is all that mattered. Screw them Jamie..hell a lot think im just some hippy because I have long hair....People that judge on appearence SUCK!

We Still need to get you over to the house and say Hi to Kath and Derb..plus I can check out that Jeep ;)
J

When You are around pm me and ill get you my number

frog
04-01-2005, 04:09 PM
i cant remember, do you have a mullet? sometimes thats a dead give away :D

i always thought u and eric was doin the wild thing for some reason till i found out he was married, does that make ya feel better :p



j/k as usual

Wind_Danzer
04-01-2005, 04:15 PM
Great... now if I'm not a lesbain, I'm sleeping with married men. :rolleyes:

Christ I can't win. I'm just extremely loyal to people I consider a step above "friends". My friends are my family. Eric is a great friend, I can talk to him about everything and you only get that usually once in your life, maybe two (like me) if you are lucky. I'm just happy his wife doesn't think that or all hell would break loose. :D

JamesT
04-01-2005, 04:32 PM
....
Eric is a great friend, I can talk to him about everything and you only get that usually once in your life, maybe two (like me) if you are lucky.
...

Hmmmm, my wife says that is what she likes about "Sex in the City". The women on there just talk about anything to each other. Last time I walked through the room and she had it on TV they were talking about their cats. So being the compansionate person I am, I tried to pattern some of my questions along the topics they talk about. She just started laughing.

I guess what I am trying to say is, I can't even talk to my wife about everything.

LOL

So he must be a real good friend.

SavageSun4x4
04-01-2005, 04:32 PM
Don't think I have ever met you, but lets review some of your qualifications:
I have short hair.
I am sure you look good with short hair, heck at least you got hair!
I have a big ***** Jeep.
Bonus points
I ride a motorcycle.
We are talking serious bonus points now
I have a wallet with a chain on it.
Keeps it from falling out your pocket when your riding your cycle, smart, very smart!
I curse like a sailor on occasion
And, who doesn’t
I'm a little larger then I'd like to be.
Along with 200 million other folks. If your happy with you, we are happy with you

I was single for 20 years until I met my current wife. Heck after the first wife, being single sounded like a good life style. I focused on my career and dated around, a lot. In that time, I never came across a gal that drove a Jeep and rode a cycle. Matter of fact my wife is the first one that has ever gone wheeling with me. I could get her out on the HOG, but she wasn’t too much into it. But at least she drove a Jeep Grand when I met here.

So Danzer, you sound like a man’s dream.

You hang tight, my guess is most guys are skerd when they meet you, because you got so much going for yourself.

Drive that Jeep and motorcycle, keep a smile on your face and you will draw guys like a kid with a spray can and a 100 foot of clean wall.

I look forward to meeting you.

If memory servers me correctly: I was a young man recently off the ranch, just in the Army and was traveling to my new post. I stopped in a town to spend the night and drove around to find a bar. I stepped into this bar and thought I had died and gone to heaven. The place was full of women. Well after sittin at the bar for a while and not even getting a smile back, I asked the bar keep what was wrong. I mean the looks wagon didn't pass me by I don't think. Well the bar keep said they were all Lesbian’s. I ask, what’s a Lesbian? Bar keep told me what they do and said, “that’s what a lesbian does”. Well dang, you could have knocked me over with a feather! Anyhow, it was a few months later and this gal and me were gettin hot and heavy, then she whispered in my ear would I do something for her. I said “sure”. The she asks if I would “…” and I said, “yea, I am a lesbian”. That gal, hit me harder than a Big Mouth Bass hittin a minnow, good grief, my ears still ring to this day.

So I understand you not being a Lesbian, I decided I ain’t one either!

Antman
04-01-2005, 05:00 PM
Having met you a couple of times and wheeled with you twice, that never crossed my mind either. Just like Frog, I thought you and Erixc were dating until I found out he was married. You wheel real good Jamie and any guy would be lucky to have a woman like that. My wife is my co-wheeler and best friend and those types are hard to find.

:)

FlexyXJ
04-01-2005, 05:37 PM
OH THE HUMANITY!!! I am a Lesbian..... :D I love women!!!! Besides, it only makes you gay if you are on the bottom......ROFLMAO!!!! Oh brandon, what kind of drama did you start now???? :rolleyes:


Joe

FlexyXJ
04-01-2005, 05:55 PM
i cant remember, do you have a mullet? sometimes thats a dead give away :D

i always thought u and eric was doin the wild thing for some reason till i found out he was married, does that make ya feel better :p



j/k as usual


.................................................. .


Joe

FlexyXJ
04-01-2005, 05:59 PM
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Dragonfly
04-01-2005, 06:44 PM
If jeep'n gurls are so cool...why am I still single?
All the jeep'n guys are married..... :confused:

Devil Man
04-01-2005, 07:34 PM
If jeep'n gurls are so cool...why am I still single?
All the jeep'n guys are married..... :confused:
a jeep is just like a spouse, always needing more money :eek:

phoen1c1an
04-01-2005, 07:41 PM
I'm not married :cool:

jeepin_in_az
04-01-2005, 08:17 PM
If jeep'n gurls are so cool...why am I still single?
All the jeep'n guys are married..... :confused:

Maybe you can put contact info under your modeling picture of my shirt... :)

ZonaWrangler
04-01-2005, 08:18 PM
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :D

frog
04-01-2005, 08:41 PM
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Joe West
04-01-2005, 09:00 PM
Alas... I fear I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body :D

frog
04-01-2005, 09:20 PM
Alas... I fear I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body :D

i was gonna post that I think lesbians are hot, I think i'll re-think that thought. :D

OlneyJeeps
04-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Is it just me, or am I the only one who noticed the cruelty of multiple meaning words..... there are those who are single, those who are married, and those who are gay (dosen't that mean happy :eek: ) :D :D

Dammit I want to be happy (hey, lets all be happy):D !!!!
can you imagine the song..... Don't worry.... be gay (aaaaack!)

no offence (and not making generalizations :rolleyes: ) but you sure acted as on would expect of a stereotypical girl when your Tcase popped out of gear :eek: Dont mind us scocially ignorant screw the rules types trying to mak you more "manly" (this could be bad as in 3month psychological study (abridged version... probably abridged too far though :eek: ) guys are generally as f***ed up as girls... just different ways of dealing with. Super couragous thing trying to handle both bunches. My wife seemed to love you (as a friend).....just as long as you dont put a for sale sign non the jeep (can be driving down road, ms universice in a thong on left side, beat up old jeep with for sale sign on the right;;;wifes arm spacks me in the face and yells"look .... quick ... Ms Universe and I think her thong is falling off"

From my limited experience, you are young, intelligent, articulate and seem to know what you want (have you written down what you want and commit to what is absolutely out of the question?)

I ended up finding my wife in the personals (Meet your Match). After long telephone conversations about what we like to do, 1st date was to be a drive in my truck up to the top of four peaks (aug 15,94). Unfortunatly, bat was almost dead, valves sticky, cough spurt, poooooof
!!! no more battery to crank.... aack pushed out of garage, ran nextdoor to ask for fireextinguisher (to luck) ran back, tripped on garden hose (big *** lightbulb) hosed it down. minimal damage but was inoperable. Rescheduled to take my BMW (had a posi rear end) to payson to have lungh. she agreed. talked and talked got to lake made sandwiches, (almost forgot about part when battery died while waiting in traffic for 2hrs.....took battery out and to the trunk, took battery back to ftont, hooked it in and away we went...."what did you do?" dosent every ond carry a spare battery?) when done asked if she wahted to to secluded lake (bear canyon). She asked if I had ever killed anyone (they havent proven any yet :D )

Proposed dec 4 94
married 10-7-95
3 kids
7jeeps (currently)

"good things come to those who wait" BULLCRAP!!!!!
good things come to those who track them down and find a way
if you wait for mr right, odds are you wont get him.... someone else will grab him
we all want the same thing: pride.... pride in yourself and what you have done for others. pride in how you make others feel.
Life is a poker game.... if you bet pennies..... you win pennies
with Judicious evaluation and awarness of all concequences, be prepared to bet the farm..... if you aren't, why the he** do you think he would be comfortable betting his stash on you ? Open your heart... treat others as you would have them treat you (NOT as they have treated you unless it was good)

between the time I spent in the hospital (employee/patient) ya'd think I should have MD behind my name.... as a cruel oddity, behind my name is BS :eek:

rotsa ruck
here for ya any time (will further show how tcase works)

ZonaWrangler
04-01-2005, 10:08 PM
Alas... I fear I am a lesbian stuck in a man's body :D

Scroll up Joe .... scroll up.

Wind_Danzer
04-01-2005, 10:31 PM
JamesT,

He is. I seem to have the ability to make friends with guys better then gals anyway, most of my good friends are guys and only one is a woman back in NJ/PA. I think women for the most part are way to catty, care too much about how they look, and are totally to much into grudges for my tastes.

Ya know, there have been a few posts touching on how I see myself. Well I see myself just fine. I'm a hundred times more confident then I use to be and it take guts to just up, get a new job and move all the way across the country. I'm who I am and that is what you get.

Problem is somewhere I'm giving off this vibe or something unbenounced (sp)to me that makes men think I'm a homosexual (unless you are my psycho stalker neighbor) and homosexual women to think I'm also homosexual.

Steve,

Your wife is cool and had many kind words about me, my Jeep and my driving ability that day.

ZonaWrangler
04-01-2005, 11:27 PM
If it makes you feel any better (and I'm not sure it will) I have met lesbians who drive Jeeps that are proud lesbians. I've also met straight girls that drive Jeeps, but they tend to be ditzy, typical kinda girls (no offense to you ditzy girls either). So, it is most likely just a stereotype.

I mean look at me, I have a cat, I used to live in Chelsea (the gayest area of New York) and I'm an artist and some of my favorite bands are chick bands (Elastica, L7, The B-52s). Back when I had hair I used to bleach it blonde and I like to wear designer clothes.

Think I get mistaken for gay every once in awhile? You bet I do. Particularly back when I was lifting weights. Not by gay men though. Gaydar? I dunno. Doesn't mean they don't still hit on me. I just take it as a compliment.

ZonaWrangler
04-01-2005, 11:35 PM
BTW, I think motorcycles are stupid .... but that's neither here nor there. I have too many dead friends that thought they looked cool, on a bike without a helmet. As a bicycle rider, I just don't get it. Going over 25 MPH without steel around you and seatbelts seems insane to me. Sell your bike and buy a nice Gary Fisher, I'll take you mountain biking where about the worst thing you can get is a broken nose .... and a helmet wouldn't have helped anyway. One side effect of exercise though ... it causes you to lose weight.

Real bikers pedal.

P.S. I once wrecked on a road bike (a bicycle, not a motorcycle) and I musta been going about 35 MPH. I had some bad road burn, but my hands were all messed up. The only thing I wear for protection when I ride my bike now is gloves. Something about going head first over handlebars, you instinctively stretch your arms out and the palms of your hands hit the asphalt first. Good friend of my family was killed riding his bicycle .... he was hit by a car. Not much of a problem on the trails.

Brad
04-02-2005, 05:50 AM
...Problem is somewhere I'm giving off this vibe or something unbenounced (sp)to me that makes men think I'm a homosexual...

I must not have picked up on them vibes, the thought never occurred to me. :)

I look forward to wheeling with you again, certainly had fun the last couple of times.

Have a good day
Brad

Joe West
04-02-2005, 06:38 AM
Who last year found herself wearing all black, wearing masculine clothes, painting her fingernails black.

She came to me and wondered why no guys were showing any interest in her. I explained to her that in the school she was in (Mesa high) the vast majority of the male population was conservative and that she really had a choice:

1. She could continue to dress as she wished (within my limits of course) and accept the results of her choices.

2. She could find a way to modify her behavior (in this case clothes) so that she was still happy with herself BUT made herself more attractive to the local High School boys.

She started dressing in more feminine clothes and within a couple of months, she had a steady boyfriend.

I guess the point of this post is... like it or not; stereotypes prevail when people don't know you. If people can easily put you in a bin and catagorize you quickly for ANY reason; they usually will. Life's too short to spend a great deal of time trying to figure out who and what a stranger is. Stereotyping, while sometimes wrong is also sometimes right, and people do it to save time and to quickly choose who to interact with (and who not to).

In my mind... you have the same choices. Be who and what you want to be and damn people if they don't like you... or... find a way to slightly modify your behavior so people don't put you in the wrong bin.

Ultimately, the choice is yours.

If you want to say hello to the only person in the world who can make you happy; take a look in the mirror and say hi! You may have to work at figuring out a creative way to get to where you want to be; but if you work really hard at it; you'll get there.

Joe (Poet, Philosopher, Engineer) West

Dragonfly
04-02-2005, 09:49 AM
Well...I certainly don't think I'm ditzy, and I'm not your typical girl either, I'm certainly not fat or ugly and most guys I know think I'm really cool. Most of my friends are guys, and I want to modify my jeep just as much as the next person, I love my jeep and camping and I'm not afraid to get dirty greasing my zerks and tightening my suspension.. ;) I have a great job and I'm intelligent....hmmmm I really think guys don't want a girl like me despite what they say....and yes I've tried the online dating and most guys just want friends with bennies...but with all that said I'm very independant and HAPPY with my life...so yes on some level I'd rather be alone than be with just anyone who isn't "the one", just to be in a relationship..... :)

Dragonfly
04-02-2005, 09:55 AM
I think we need to post an "ALL SINGLES" run one of these days.... :D

And let me be stereotypical...Mike....when's that photo shoot?!? :eek: ;)

XJ Un-Limited
04-02-2005, 11:17 AM
I would have never guessed the direction of your sexuality (I naturally assume girls liked guys, and vice versa, unless proven wrong,) but if I look at your qualifications:

Yes, I have short hair.
Yes, I have a big ***** Jeep.
Yes, I ride a motorcycle.
Yes, I have a wallet with a chain on it.
Yes, I curse like a sailor on occassion.
Yes, I'm a little larger then I'd like to be.

If I gain a little more weight and get a chained wallet, I'm there!!! :D :D

South Park: "I've been licking carpet all day, I still don't feel like a lesbian"

AZXJ
04-03-2005, 01:03 AM
Dragonfly,
Most guys are intimidated by women that can fix thier own Jeeps..
I know where your comming from though.. Most women are intimidated by a man that can raise his children and take care of the house and hold a good job too... But hey, we all have our lives to live...

Jamie,
No one cares if you are straight or crooked.. Your a Jeeper and that's good enough for us..

Flexy is a woman trapped in a mans body.. but we still love him...
JUST SAY NO TO BARE CHEASTED MAN HUGS!!!!!!!!!


Smile
DaveO

Timmy.o.tool
04-03-2005, 08:06 AM
Well your problem is your a Pa girl... I don't know what it is but most girls just dont take crap up this way and aren't afraid to speak up either. Again I stress "MOST" not all. I don't know why this is but I have been told this by many people that girls from here are just different... (maybe they are all lesbians. I think they are all psycho myself :p) Many men find this intimidating if not belittling to them as they have been engrained that it should be the other way around. Meaning a girl should not take care of herself but should be taken care of. And who cares about the short hair chain wallet thing...? I dated a girl that had shorter hair than me for 2 years actually. My mom wears a chain wallet and she ain't no lesbian ... or at least she wasn't three times... She rides a harley also! A girl in a jeep gets my attention... a girl that rides a bike gets my attention... but a girl that does both... !!!


So... when we going out? :cool: haha

but you gotta drive i don't think my jeep would make it. ;)

another thumbs up to not calling your jeep "cute". I've almost hit girls for saying that about mine... Come on ladies "tuff", "Hot", "Badd @ss", "peice of Sh!t" ... anything but "cute" :mad:


So anyway there are these three reciently married guys sitting around a table drinking a beer complaining how their wives don't do anything around the house. All the wives being from different parts of the country and one being from Pa. An old timer sitting close by interupts and says " you just have to tell them what to do and put your foot down." The old man swore the chores would get done then! So after a little more discussion the three guys go home each agreeing that this is it they will try what the old man said. They will all tell their wives that they will cook dinner, do the dishes and clean the house wether they liked it or not.

The next day the three men meet again. The one guy said the old man was an idiot his wife didnt do a thing and he had to sleep on the couch. The second man agreed the old man didn't know what he was talking about his wife didn't do a thing and she left the house crying and stayed at her mothers. The third guy whos wife is from Pa said " I don't know I think the old man was right...the chores got done. I cooked dinner, I did the dishes and I cleaned the house and I got a black eye! "

rolled1
04-03-2005, 08:42 AM
My wife is from PA, Elk snout county or some such.
She told me that all the women there are 1 drink away from being Bisexual :D












can this be true?
ROTFLMAO

jeepin_in_az
04-03-2005, 08:44 AM
And let me be stereotypical...Mike....when's that photo shoot?!? :eek: ;)

Who is your photographer? :D

FlexyXJ
04-03-2005, 11:00 AM
My wife is from PA, Elk snout county or some such.
She told me that all the women there are 1 drink away from being Bisexual













can this be true?
ROTFLMAO


Can we Mapquest this??? :D :D :D

Joe

Timmy.o.tool
04-03-2005, 04:03 PM
My wife is from PA, Elk snout county or some such.
She told me that all the women there are 1 drink away from being Bisexual :D
can this be true?
ROTFLMAO


rolled1,
If this is true what does that say about :eek: ... no... won't go there... :p :D


where is elk snout? I wanna know to... :)

Wind_Danzer
04-03-2005, 09:07 PM
Actually I'm from NJ (which makes it three times worse I guess). ;)

Timmy,

I think you might be onto something. I like being cared for though in some respect but I am also very independant. Guess I have to act a little more "weak". *shrugs*

Sigh... I'm a little better now after venting off here and to Eric. I'm getting a better all around picture of things.

I'm still frustrated with this whole thing though... really annoied.

Triple-XJ
04-03-2005, 10:25 PM
I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!!

Yes, I have short hair.
Yes, I have a big ***** Jeep.
Yes, I ride a motorcycle.
Yes, I have a wallet with a chain on it.
Yes, I curse like a sailor on occassion.
Yes, I'm a little larger then I'd like to be.

I'm so sick of being stereotyped into this catagory and crap that happened today was the straw that broke the camels back. No, it's not club or Jeep related but I have heard enough of it in general. I've been here in AZ consistantly now for about a year, have not been on one freaking date and it seems the only one that doesn't think I'm a freaking lesbian is my psycho stalker neighbor everyone else that I seem to come across thinks I'm on the other side of the fence.

I think I need a t-shirt made, "Sticks only please, others need not apply".

I give up. :( :mad: :( :mad: :(

PS - This is not some April Fool's BS either. Not that many may think that but it is the day ya know. :rolleyes:


And I'm not Bobby from King of the Hill,
Even though I look like him, I'm not him :mad:



I see where your coming from Jamie.
People are just flat out MEAN :D

My1stJeep
04-04-2005, 08:48 AM
Jamie,

I have met you twice now, once at one of Rick's shows at Discount and the second when I picked up thos QD's.

I think the problem is, alot of guys get intimidated by women who are so sure of them selves, makes them feel insecure. Side affect of that is they either shy away or think you are the masculine female of the relationship. As it has been said, all stereotyping which bytes.

I have a friend who went through much the same. He is tall, wore preppie clothes and did not have a masculine voice. He was asked out more than once by some gay men, and I even had a clerk from one of the stores in California who asked me one day if he was gay, just from his voice over the phone. He is very straight, is now married with two kids, and believe me if it can happen for him it can happen for anyone.

I have to admit, I love seeing a good looking woman driving a Jeep. Lucky for me I have a Jeep wife, who loves to wheel and loves to see the Jeep get its next mod.

Dragonfly
04-04-2005, 09:28 AM
So where are the real men that aren't intimidated by a strong, independant woman? :eek:

paparonbo
04-04-2005, 10:20 AM
So where are the real men that aren't intimidated by a strong, independant woman? :eek:

This one is married. I ain't skeered of no female.
Oops, here she comes, gotta go :p

Ron
87 XJ
00 XJ

Stomper
04-04-2005, 10:53 AM
Not all the Jeeping guys are married or easily intimidated. Some of us are charming, witty, intelligent and handsome. Not to mention modest. :D

Timmy.o.tool
04-06-2005, 10:11 AM
Not all the Jeeping guys are married or easily intimidated. Some of us are charming, witty, intelligent and handsome. Not to mention modest. :D


Yeah but those ones are gay... ;) :D


lol

ScoobyDoo
04-06-2005, 04:39 PM
THIS POST IS USLESS WITHOUT PICTURES :mad:

Please post a picture of yourself,
and I will tell you if you are a Lesbian or not :eek: :D ;) :p :o

jeepin_in_az
04-06-2005, 05:31 PM
Yeah but those ones are gay... ;) :D


lol


ROTFLMAO!...:D

Stomper
04-06-2005, 09:00 PM
Oh thop it Timmy!! You are thuch a tool!! lol :)

katvans
04-07-2005, 07:11 AM
Oh thop it Timmy!! You are thuch a tool!! lol :)


Jeezz, Shawn, there goes your rep. ;)

On the other hand why don't you just ask the Danzer out. She can prolly teach you a few things about driving - this and that. :rolleyes:

Rich :D

Stomper
04-07-2005, 07:50 AM
Think she can help me show up on time for runs to?? :o

katvans
04-07-2005, 07:52 AM
Think she can help me show up on time for runs to?? :o


That would be something. I'm thinking of a date run and I'll go along to take pics for your diary.

Stomper
04-07-2005, 08:01 AM
You are always looking out for me. :) Actually I know who I would take on a date run, and pics might cramp my style. :cool: Yeah baby yeah!!

katvans
04-07-2005, 08:09 AM
You are always looking out for me. :) Actually I know who I would take on a date run, and pics might cramp my style. :cool: Yeah baby yeah!!


AhHaHaHaHa, Woo-Hoo- Look out the Dragon :D :D Maybe you can take them both on the same date run- they both can go during the week. Hey -so can I and I'll take my camcorder. ;)

Stomper
04-07-2005, 08:13 AM
Just be sure to tell me the meeting time is 9:45 instead of 10 so I will not be late. :D

Dragonfly
04-07-2005, 04:18 PM
Sorry, not into threesomes....at least not with 2 girls..... :D

Wind_Danzer
04-07-2005, 07:13 PM
Sorry, not into threesomes....at least not with 2 girls..... :D

at least not with 2 girls.....

agreed... :D

Stomper
04-08-2005, 08:08 AM
Who mentioned threesomes?? I am not into two on one action. I prefer for the ladies to have a mud or Jello (depending on the flavor) wrestling match. The winner gets me first, third, and fifth. :cool:

katvans
04-08-2005, 07:34 PM
Who mentioned threesomes?? I am not into two on one action. I prefer for the ladies to have a mud or Jello (depending on the flavor) wrestling match. The winner gets me first, third, and fifth. :cool:


Shawn

You are turning into an animal, stop already. :D

Stomper
04-09-2005, 12:29 AM
Who me?? Nah. Actually I am seeing someone and am very happy. :) She is very attractive and wiser than I. I may never catch up to her in the looks department (although the Looks Decent Stick did not pass me by) but am working on the wisdom quotient.

mingoglia
12-21-2005, 07:12 AM
Jamie's not Lebanese? Thanks for clearing that up Eric. Just kidding Jamie. haha I'm just continuing to queue up my arse whoopin'. Are you going to be at Simon's Saturday sale? If so I'm going to be the guy wearing chainmaille. :)

Mike

Rick Latrani
12-21-2005, 02:38 PM
I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!!!

Yes, I have short hair.
Yes, I have a big ***** Jeep.
Yes, I ride a motorcycle.
Yes, I have a wallet with a chain on it.
Yes, I curse like a sailor on occassion.
Yes, I'm a little larger then I'd like to be.

I'm so sick of being stereotyped into this catagory and crap that happened today was the straw that broke the camels back. No, it's not club or Jeep related but I have heard enough of it in general. I've been here in AZ consistantly now for about a year, have not been on one freaking date and it seems the only one that doesn't think I'm a freaking lesbian is my psycho stalker neighbor everyone else that I seem to come across thinks I'm on the other side of the fence.

I think I need a t-shirt made, "Sticks only please, others need not apply".

I give up. :( :mad: :( :mad: :(

PS - This is not some April Fool's BS either. Not that many may think that but it is the day ya know. :rolleyes:

I didn't think you were a lesbo, just a typical east coast new york chick

Wind_Danzer
12-21-2005, 03:01 PM
Jamie's not Lebanese? Thanks for clearing that up Eric. Just kidding Jamie. haha I'm just continuing to queue up my arse whoopin'. Are you going to be at Simon's Saturday sale? If so I'm going to be the guy wearing chainmaille. :)

Mike

I first have to say to DM thanks for bringing this back out of the depths of the site. :rolleyes:

Mike,

No, I'll be in Bakersfield, CA that day. Don't worry about your arse whoopin', it'll come soon enough. :D

Rick,

Thanks man. :)

lancetkenyon
12-21-2005, 07:06 PM
Hey Jaime, the only thing that worried me was when you said Performance Offroad helped remove your nuts!:eek: Just kidding. Wheeled with you before, and never thought it.

Devil Man
12-21-2005, 07:22 PM
YOU GUYS ARE EVIL :eek:

TRobertsRN
12-21-2005, 10:15 PM
Me too, me too;) Single (divorced) male 44, Retired RN into Residential Real Estate now. Hobbies: SCUBA, JEEPS, CHEVYS, GOLF, WATER SKI.

Oh and straight.