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Quasimotor
02-18-2005, 03:48 PM
You know youre living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they dont have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone
in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial 9 to get an
outside line.

8. Youve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 oclock news.

11. Your boss doesnt have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didnt have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. Youre reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasnt a #9 on
this
list AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.