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ChrisK
09-27-2004, 02:48 PM
My mom sent me this and I LMAO!!!!

-----POST TURTLE. . .

While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher, a doctor and the old Texan were talking about the possibility of John Kerry being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well ya know, Kerry's one of them 'Post Turtles'."

Not knowing what the old man meant the Doctor asked him what a "Post Turtle" was. The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "Post Turtle".

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doc's face so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he is up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down afore he hurts hisself."

Scout
09-27-2004, 03:01 PM
My mom sent me this and I LMAO!!!!

-----POST TURTLE. . .

While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher, a doctor and the old Texan were talking about the possibility of John Kerry being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well ya know, Kerry's one of them 'Post Turtles'."

Not knowing what the old man meant the Doctor asked him what a "Post Turtle" was. The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "Post Turtle".

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doc's face so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he is up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down afore he hurts hisself."

I heard the same joke, but it was GWB on the post. Seems like it would fit both of them, doesn't it ?

Scout
09-28-2004, 01:34 PM
From another board:

http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL11/870615/1832884/68087209.jpg

Scout
09-28-2004, 01:37 PM
And one more:

At a press conference today, Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced that she's going to be on the campaign trail with her husband!

"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair. From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John, and may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties. This will send a strong message to America."

"Just what is that message, Mrs. Kerry?" gasped astonished reporters at
this startling announcement. Teresa replied, "READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"