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08-25-2004, 04:30 PM
I couldn't find a Humor forum, so I figured I'd throw this up here.

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket
and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their
respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet
together and close the door. Shortly after the train has
departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this
happen and agree it was quite a clever idea. After the
game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
and save some money. When they get to the station they buy
a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their
astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
perplexed man.

"Watch and learn," answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves
into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet
just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way,
one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the
toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."