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6618 From: Jesus Chio <jchio@a...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 2:01pm
Subject: Re: Quick Response
Sure Jon, I like to respect Author rights, as I like everyone to respect
mines =)
Hey people, if some of you want to write a few lines about the AZ VJC, what
do you do, a little history about the club, I will be glad to post it for
the April Issue, so you can show to other wheelers how a great club is.! I
wish I had a club like it closer to me.
Jesus Chio
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Jon Loveless" <jloveless@e...>
To: <az_vjc@m...>
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 3:27 PM
Subject: [az_vjc] Quick Response
> Amazing response!! This is a small (2k) text file with responses over the
> last 2 hours. (I'm already sick of them). I didn't edit them. I'm only a
> reporter. Jesus Chio said he would put them up on his Website. Hey, Jesus.
> Be sure you give AZ_VJC credit. ;-)
>
> Jon
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6619 From: Michael Chatfield <mike.chatfield@r...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 3:32pm
Subject: Re: Mar 18th Crown King Trip
Given this information, it would be better to postpone the Crown King
trip to another weekend. However, what about an alternate trip for
this weekend, does anyone have any suggestions? Or would everyone just
rather go on with the Crown King run, since the runners will have at
least a 2 hour head start? (Which means we'll probably start running
into them where the trail is the narrowest, after Oro Belle).
Alternate suggestions:
- Play on the trails around the P4W Ranch area (also near Lake
Pleasant)
- Plan a trip in the Bartlet Area (FR42 or Spare Tire Canyon)
- Play at the South end of the WhiteTanks (Sand Hills, Washes and
Rocks)
- ?????
- Mike & Anita Chatfield
roger tomas <tomas-@a...> wrote:
original article:http://www.egroups.com/group/az_vjc/?start=6612
> You guys have picked a really bad day to do the Crown King trip.
> It happens to be the day of the annual ARR 2000 Crown King Scramble
> 50K/50M Race. This is a running event which, last year, had a
> couple hundred runners. I don't think I'd want to be stuck among
> all that pedestrian traffic - the Crown King trail already takes
> long enough as it is.
>
> See the web site below. Hope this helps.
>
> http://www.arizonaroadracers.com/crown_king.htm
>
> -Roger
>
>
> "Chatfield, Mike" wrote:
> >
> > Eric,
> >
> > I found out about the trip from the AZ_VJC Website:
> > http://www.inficad.com/~jimlangdon/trips/000318.htm
> >
> > I also put the information on my website:
> > http://members.xoom.com/machat/trips/index.htm
> > (once there click on the "- Mar 18, 2000" link under
> > Crown King.)
> >
> > See you there!
> >
> > Mike & Anita Chatfield
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: EricKool@a... [mailto:EricKool@a...]
> > Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 11:51 AM
> > To: mike.chatfield@r...; az_vjc@egroups.com
> > Subject: Re: [az_vjc] Mar 18th Crown King Trip
> >
> > I'm interested in going to Crown King this Saturday. Any one have
more
> > info?
> >
> > Eric
6620 From: DougB <azjeep@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 3:50pm
Subject: Test message
This is a test...this is only a test...
6621 From: DougB <azjeep@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 3:57pm
Subject: Re: You know you are a Jeep owner
...when you spend a really unreasonable amount of money just to gain the
extra inch of ground clearance...
Doug
6622 From: B H <boh105@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 4:54pm
Subject: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
Hi All,
So When is the next ARCA rock crawling event.....the last one was great and
I want to make sure I go to the next one
Brian Harmon
88 XJ
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6623 From: Larry Maggio <lmaggio@p...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:33pm
Subject: Re: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
Here ya go.....
May 26-27, 2000 Cedar City, UT
July 15-16, 2000 Montrose, CO *
Sept. 22-23, 2000 Farmington, NM *
* tentative
----- Original Message -----
From: B H <boh105@e...>
To: <xj-list@m...>; <az_vjc@eGroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 5:54 PM
Subject: [az_vjc] Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
> Hi All,
>
> So When is the next ARCA rock crawling event.....the last one was great
and
> I want to make sure I go to the next one
>
> Brian Harmon
> 88 XJ
>
>
>
>
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6624 From: linda luik <minihummer@w...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:36pm
Subject: [Fwd: [ZJ] USFS call in results]
FYI. Thanks!
Linda
From: "Rob Bubala" jeep_cj8@h...
To: ZegarMK@a..., zj-list@m..., Twistedmetal6@a..., ybubbles419@a..., Rampage27454@a..., Hodgy112@a..., FinsRIn59@a..., cathat2@h..., Scrangler83@a..., rjc@l..., goodfella@l..., Murphy@M..., CrewChief888@a..., carnage91@j..., jstevens53@h..., Mjspring21@a..., JpCj74x4@a..., JockettTDW@a..., tswedberg@a..., ghart@i..., ROADAWG1@a..., krukr@b..., khansen_2@h...
Subject: [ZJ] USFS call in results
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 17:11:01 PST
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"Rob Bubala" <jeep_cj8@hotmail.com> writes:
Carla Boucher, UFWDA Legislative Advocate just sent me these results:
The estimate is that the Forest Service received over 1,300
calls or about 1 every 30 seconds! They got so many e-mails that the whole
system was full. I still haven't been able to find out the number of faxes
received.
Great job everyone who emailed, called, and faxed!
Rob Bubala
Iron Horse 4x4s, Inc.
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6625 From: Larry Maggio <lmaggio@p...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:44pm
Subject: SWB Jeep + V8 + engine driven fan = overheating?
Does anyone run a chevy V8 in a CJ or YJ, along with an engine driven
cooling fan? Im back to work on my CJ and I was talking to someone today who
said I will have overheating problems if I didnt run an electric fan.
Jay, are you still running the Mepco radiator? Fan shroud?
I have and planned on using a Mepco 4-core radiator. I dont want to go
electric.
Larry
6626 From: linda luik <minihummer@w...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:37pm
Subject: Re: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
I think I am going to plan for the Cedar City event. By then I'll need a
vacation!
Linda
Larry Maggio wrote:
> Here ya go.....
>
> May 26-27, 2000 Cedar City, UT
>
> July 15-16, 2000 Montrose, CO *
>
> Sept. 22-23, 2000 Farmington, NM *
>
> * tentative
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: B H <boh105@e...>
> To: <xj-list@m...>; <az_vjc@eGroups.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 5:54 PM
> Subject: [az_vjc] Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
>
> > Hi All,
> >
> > So When is the next ARCA rock crawling event.....the last one was great
> and
> > I want to make sure I go to the next one
> >
> > Brian Harmon
> > 88 XJ
> >
> >
> >
> >
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6627 From: Stu Olson <solson8@u...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 6:03pm
Subject: Re: Dust Abatement Ordinance
Roger,
Not at all claiming to be the expert on this problem, from what I have
heard, it appears that Phoenix PD are the ones writing the tickets, mostly
on the North end of the valley. I guess they have annexed some area that
has state land in the middle of it. Hence, they write tickets when the
locals complain about the dust, etc. If you are not around the City of
Phoenix area, I don't believe you will have much of a problem (just my
opinion).
Stu Olson N7QJP
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-----Original Message-----
From: Roger Tomas [mailto:tomasr@a...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 9:09 AM
To: az_vjc@egroups.com
Subject: [az_vjc] Dust Abatement Ordinance
My state trust land recreational permit just expired and I'm thinking
about renewing it. But having read here about people with permits being
cited for the dust abatement ordinance, I'm having second thoughts. Can
anyone tell me about this ordinance? Is it enforced everywhere or just
close to town? Does it prohibit me from traveling on trust land in any way
or does it just prohibit me from kicking up a bunch of dust. And how much
is a bunch? Sounds like the enforcement could be rather subjective. TIA!
-Roger
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6628 From: <Sharxjeep@c...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 1:16pm
Subject: Re: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
Hi Brian,
The next ARCA event is going to be held in Cedar City Utah sometime in JUly,
No date as of yet.
Sharky
(97 Red TJ)
6629 From: <Revolvr@a...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 1:32pm
Subject: Bouncing messages reset
We had 21 people with bouncing email - mostly from @home.com. So I reset
everybody to active.
-- Dan
6630 From: B H <boh105@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 0:01pm
Subject: Re: You know you are a Jeep owner
OK John,
when getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery
when a locker is not something you put your books in in High School
when showing your flex has nothing to do with muscles
Brian Harmon
88 XJ
On Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:31:31 -0700, Jon Loveless wrote:
>
> Ok, Linda, now you've started it. Can anyone add to these??
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> You know you are a Jeep owner if:
>
> You are constantly broke or soon to be broke.
>
> The more you spend on car parts, the harder it is to get in the car.
>
> You suffer from height envy (clearance envy, lift envy - insert one)
>
> Articulation doesn't mean speaking clearly
>
> Droop doesn't refer to jowls after age 50
>
> A Super Swamper is not a nifty swamp cooler.
>
> A run doesn't involve moving feet quickly
>
> "I'm just going to the store", means "I'm going off road for the rest of
> the day."
>
> Channel 4 is not NBC (CBS, ABC, FOX)
>
> Traction is not putting your broken leg in a sling.
>
> Class 4 doesn't mean the 4th grade
>
> Rubicon Express is not a high speed jewelry scam
>
> Lockers are not what you get for your door to keep burglars out.
>
>
> ---------------------------
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6631 From: Chris Krieg <ckrieg@i...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 0:01pm
Subject: Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
What about:
You know your a Jeep owner when...
Getting a bigger pumpkin does not mean Halloween is around the corner
Getting bigger meats does not mean a trip to the butcher
A quick disconnect is not something you do when you are on the phone with your
lover and the spouse walks in the room
a 4x4 is not a peice of lumber
Bead Locks do not hold a necklace together
A rollover is not something you do with an IRA
Crawling for a grown person is OK
When you explain to your co-workers that you bought a winch this weekend and
they ask you "can't you get thrown in jail for that?"
Tread Lightly is not what you do when coming home too late so the spouse does
not hear you.
When you see how far you can climb that 6 tons of rock that were just dropped
off for your front yard (see previous Arizona list)
6632 From: Leonard Pennock <leonardpennock@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 6:38pm
Subject: Re: Bouncing messages reset
Sounds like @home is screwing up again.
Thanks for reseting us.
Revolvr@a... wrote:
>
> We had 21 people with bouncing email - mostly from @home.com. So I reset
> everybody to active.
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> -- Dan
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6633 From: Jerry <jsteele@a...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:02pm
Subject: Re:SWB Jeep + V8 + engine driven fan = overheating?
Go buy Moses Ludel's Jeep owners bible. The vehicle he uses for an
example in
the section where he talks about electric vs. engine driven fans is
ours.
Then call one of the companies like Hayden and ask them about airflow
through electric fans vs. engine driven fans.
There is no way an electric fan can cool like a good 6 or 7 blade heavy
duty engine driven fan. The worst operating condition will be slow
crawling up hill. This is a far cry from a hot summer day in city
driving with a car.
Been there, done that, no more electric fans for me (although they're
ok as an auxiliary to engine driven fans).
Also, my 77 Bronco ran hot until I pulled the carbed engine and put in
a 90 Mustang 5.0 HO EFI. I had an auxiliary electric fan. I removed the
electric fan after the engine swap. A properly done installation just
doesn't need it.
Jerry Steele
6634 From: Lon <robinson@l...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:15pm
Subject: Re: No Subject
How about a CHEEP? :-}
75 CJ 5 (The Money Pit)
QUESTION: since my cj has a chevy engine and tranny....does that make
it a JEEVY????
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6635 From: Hal Loy <tucsonhal@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:25pm
Subject: Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
When your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more then it did when came off the
assembly line.
When you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a way of life.
Hal
6636 From: Hal Loy <tucsonhal@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:31pm
Subject: Re: Re:SWB Jeep + V8 + engine driven fan = overheating?
Isn't an electric fan better to have though if you are setting up for water
crossings?
Hal
6637 From: DougB <azjeep@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:49pm
Subject: Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
When the question..."how high is up?"...starts to make sense.
Doug
----- Original Message -----
From: Hal Loy <tucsonhal@e...>
To: AZ Virtual Jeep Club <az_vjc@egroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 8:25 PM
Subject: [az_vjc] Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
> When your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more then it did when came off the
> assembly line.
>
> When you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a way of life.
>
> Hal
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6638 From: T.J. Nosmo-King <ice626@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 0:51pm
Subject: Re: No Subject
thought about that one but the Money Pit is anything but che(a)ep
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6639 From: O'Boyle, David <David.OBoyle@b...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:49pm
Subject: Re: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?... Or in m y case,
I got a 2in lift to add to my 3in Rancho at fly n hi for 65.00 ( 2,1.75
spacer and 2,2in tapered blocks plus they gave me a set of ubolts free) the
spring spacers are Rubicon Express and the blocks are Super lift. You can do
allot on a budget if you look around...
Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris [mailto:My1stJeep@e...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 8:49 AM
To: 'az_vjc@egroups.com'
Cc: john_rabenius@s...
Subject: [az_vjc] Re: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?... Or in
m y case,
My thoughts would be a 2" spacer lift with new shocks, around $300, then
31x10.5 tires on whatever rims you pick. Will be close but you might be
able to get it done for the $900.
Chris
'97 TJ
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6640 From: O'Boyle, David <David.OBoyle@b...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 8:03pm
Subject: Re: TOO BUSY TO TAKE PICS......ARCA EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
May 26-27, 2000 Cedar City, UT
I want to GO!!!!!!!
Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: B H [mailto:boh105@e...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 12:23 PM
To: az_vjc@eGroups.com
Subject: [az_vjc] TOO BUSY TO TAKE PICS......ARCA EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey All,
It was a blast this weekend at the arca event I was working trail 2 obstacle
5. I think it was the toughest of the event, of the 60 who attempled
it.......14 made it over and eight of those winched...all the other
competitors timed out!
Several broken axles, one rollover, and only one perfect score on the
obstacle from Shannon Campbell
Wh had over 400 spectators on friday and double that at times on Saturday.
There was only one line up and over and if you missed the line by 2" you
fell off the side or into a 4' crack. Saw a bunch of you all during the
event. it was a great time!
When is the next one....I gotta go! Maybe we can convoy as a group and camp
again.
Brian Harmon
88 XJ
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6641 From: O'Boyle, David <David.OBoyle@b...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 8:07pm
Subject: Re: No Subject
Speaking of not able to find camps... I think a few of us otta get some cash
together and head over to the FLAG
shop and have a few made. This way when we setup camp somewhere our friends
will know where to find us.. It will also be a good advertisement tool for
the club..
Any thoughts???
Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: T.J. Nosmo-King [mailto:ice626@h...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 1:58 PM
To: azjeep@h...; ice626@h...; az_vjc@eGroups.com
Subject: [az_vjc] Re: No Subject
sorry about the name DOUG.. :) .....glad you found them....too bad we
didn't, would have been nice to finally meet some of the group...
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6642 From: Jon Loveless <jloveless@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 8:14pm
Subject: You know (etc)
Here is the latest.
Jon
You know you are a Jeep owner if:
=================================
topless has nothing to do with a bar.
a bikini only covers the top but it is nothing to look at.
"I'll take pictures" means "Let me out of here you crazy S.O.B."
Crawling isn't something your infant does.
rocks in your head isn't an insult but a wish for the weekend.
disconnected doesn't mean that you're disfunctional
you are constantly broke or soon to be broke.
the more you spend on car parts, the harder it is to get in the car.
you suffer from height envy (clearance envy, lift envy - insert one)
articulation doesn't mean speaking clearly
droop doesn't refer to jowls after age 50
a Super Swamper is not a nifty swamp cooler.
a run doesn't involve moving feet quickly
"I'm just going to the store", means "I'm going off road for the rest of the day."
Channel 4 is not NBC (CBS, ABC, FOX)
Traction is not putting your broken leg in a sling.
Class 4 doesn't mean the 4th grade
Rubicon Express is not a high speed jewelry scam
Lockers are not what you get for your door to keep burglars out.
getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery
a locker is not where you put your books in High School
showing your flex has nothing to do with muscles
you are stuck in heavy traffic and you begin imagining the cars in front
of you are trail obstacles.
you don't mind spending 8 hours to move 300 meters, but more than a 30
minute commute on the 20 miles to work irritates you.
while driving you can see over suburban, expeditions, navigators and excursions...
lift isn't something you put in your shoes to make you look taller.
K&N doesn't stand for Kinky and Neurotic.
cat back isn't something you do after you have stolen the cat.
4.0 isn't a GPA anymore
a sway bar isn't someplace you go to have a tilted drink.
a Body Lift isn't something cheerleading teams do at half time.
a receiver hitch is not the bill collector getting married (groan)
a Pinion is not a tree.
an axle isn't something done by a figure skater
a shaft isn't only something you get from your boss (or company, or spouse, etc)
a shock is not something you get daily from your teenage kids.
High Center is not how you get a strike in bowling.
Currie is not an Indian spice
a winch is not the waitress at the Rennaisance Restaurant
"taking her top down" has nothing to do with foreplay.
your vehicle is the focus of your divorce.
Transfer Case is not what the lawyer does to get you a new venue.
the question..."how high is up?"...starts to make sense.
you spend a really unreasonable amount of money just to gain the
extra inch of ground clearance
your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more then it did when came off the
assembly line.
you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a way of life.
getting a bigger pumpkin does not mean Halloween is around the corner
getting bigger meats does not mean a trip to the butcher
a quick disconnect is not something you do when you are on the phone with your
lover and the spouse walks in the room
a 4x4 is not a peice of lumber
Bead Locks do not hold a necklace together
A rollover is not something you do with an IRA
Crawling for a grown person is OK
When you explain to your co-workers that you bought a winch this weekend and
they ask you "can't you get thrown in jail for that?"
Tread Lightly is not what you do when coming home too late so the spouse does
not hear you.
When you see how far you can climb that 6 tons of rock that were just dropped
off for your front yard (see previous Arizona list)
---------------------------
Jon Loveless
480-816-6240
jloveless@earthlink.net
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6618 From: Jesus Chio <jchio@a...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 2:01pm
Subject: Re: Quick Response
Sure Jon, I like to respect Author rights, as I like everyone to respect
mines =)
Hey people, if some of you want to write a few lines about the AZ VJC, what
do you do, a little history about the club, I will be glad to post it for
the April Issue, so you can show to other wheelers how a great club is.! I
wish I had a club like it closer to me.
Jesus Chio
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Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 3:27 PM
Subject: [az_vjc] Quick Response
> Amazing response!! This is a small (2k) text file with responses over the
> last 2 hours. (I'm already sick of them). I didn't edit them. I'm only a
> reporter. Jesus Chio said he would put them up on his Website. Hey, Jesus.
> Be sure you give AZ_VJC credit. ;-)
>
> Jon
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6619 From: Michael Chatfield <mike.chatfield@r...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 3:32pm
Subject: Re: Mar 18th Crown King Trip
Given this information, it would be better to postpone the Crown King
trip to another weekend. However, what about an alternate trip for
this weekend, does anyone have any suggestions? Or would everyone just
rather go on with the Crown King run, since the runners will have at
least a 2 hour head start? (Which means we'll probably start running
into them where the trail is the narrowest, after Oro Belle).
Alternate suggestions:
- Play on the trails around the P4W Ranch area (also near Lake
Pleasant)
- Plan a trip in the Bartlet Area (FR42 or Spare Tire Canyon)
- Play at the South end of the WhiteTanks (Sand Hills, Washes and
Rocks)
- ?????
- Mike & Anita Chatfield
roger tomas <tomas-@a...> wrote:
original article:http://www.egroups.com/group/az_vjc/?start=6612
> You guys have picked a really bad day to do the Crown King trip.
> It happens to be the day of the annual ARR 2000 Crown King Scramble
> 50K/50M Race. This is a running event which, last year, had a
> couple hundred runners. I don't think I'd want to be stuck among
> all that pedestrian traffic - the Crown King trail already takes
> long enough as it is.
>
> See the web site below. Hope this helps.
>
> http://www.arizonaroadracers.com/crown_king.htm
>
> -Roger
>
>
> "Chatfield, Mike" wrote:
> >
> > Eric,
> >
> > I found out about the trip from the AZ_VJC Website:
> > http://www.inficad.com/~jimlangdon/trips/000318.htm
> >
> > I also put the information on my website:
> > http://members.xoom.com/machat/trips/index.htm
> > (once there click on the "- Mar 18, 2000" link under
> > Crown King.)
> >
> > See you there!
> >
> > Mike & Anita Chatfield
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: EricKool@a... [mailto:EricKool@a...]
> > Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 11:51 AM
> > To: mike.chatfield@r...; az_vjc@egroups.com
> > Subject: Re: [az_vjc] Mar 18th Crown King Trip
> >
> > I'm interested in going to Crown King this Saturday. Any one have
more
> > info?
> >
> > Eric
6620 From: DougB <azjeep@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 3:50pm
Subject: Test message
This is a test...this is only a test...
6621 From: DougB <azjeep@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 3:57pm
Subject: Re: You know you are a Jeep owner
...when you spend a really unreasonable amount of money just to gain the
extra inch of ground clearance...
Doug
6622 From: B H <boh105@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 4:54pm
Subject: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
Hi All,
So When is the next ARCA rock crawling event.....the last one was great and
I want to make sure I go to the next one
Brian Harmon
88 XJ
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6623 From: Larry Maggio <lmaggio@p...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:33pm
Subject: Re: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
Here ya go.....
May 26-27, 2000 Cedar City, UT
July 15-16, 2000 Montrose, CO *
Sept. 22-23, 2000 Farmington, NM *
* tentative
----- Original Message -----
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To: <xj-list@m...>; <az_vjc@eGroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 5:54 PM
Subject: [az_vjc] Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
> Hi All,
>
> So When is the next ARCA rock crawling event.....the last one was great
and
> I want to make sure I go to the next one
>
> Brian Harmon
> 88 XJ
>
>
>
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6624 From: linda luik <minihummer@w...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:36pm
Subject: [Fwd: [ZJ] USFS call in results]
FYI. Thanks!
Linda
From: "Rob Bubala" jeep_cj8@h...
To: ZegarMK@a..., zj-list@m..., Twistedmetal6@a..., ybubbles419@a..., Rampage27454@a..., Hodgy112@a..., FinsRIn59@a..., cathat2@h..., Scrangler83@a..., rjc@l..., goodfella@l..., Murphy@M..., CrewChief888@a..., carnage91@j..., jstevens53@h..., Mjspring21@a..., JpCj74x4@a..., JockettTDW@a..., tswedberg@a..., ghart@i..., ROADAWG1@a..., krukr@b..., khansen_2@h...
Subject: [ZJ] USFS call in results
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 17:11:01 PST
Sender: owner-zj-list@m...
"Rob Bubala" <jeep_cj8@hotmail.com> writes:
Carla Boucher, UFWDA Legislative Advocate just sent me these results:
The estimate is that the Forest Service received over 1,300
calls or about 1 every 30 seconds! They got so many e-mails that the whole
system was full. I still haven't been able to find out the number of faxes
received.
Great job everyone who emailed, called, and faxed!
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6625 From: Larry Maggio <lmaggio@p...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:44pm
Subject: SWB Jeep + V8 + engine driven fan = overheating?
Does anyone run a chevy V8 in a CJ or YJ, along with an engine driven
cooling fan? Im back to work on my CJ and I was talking to someone today who
said I will have overheating problems if I didnt run an electric fan.
Jay, are you still running the Mepco radiator? Fan shroud?
I have and planned on using a Mepco 4-core radiator. I dont want to go
electric.
Larry
6626 From: linda luik <minihummer@w...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 5:37pm
Subject: Re: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
I think I am going to plan for the Cedar City event. By then I'll need a
vacation!
Linda
Larry Maggio wrote:
> Here ya go.....
>
> May 26-27, 2000 Cedar City, UT
>
> July 15-16, 2000 Montrose, CO *
>
> Sept. 22-23, 2000 Farmington, NM *
>
> * tentative
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: B H <boh105@e...>
> To: <xj-list@m...>; <az_vjc@eGroups.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 5:54 PM
> Subject: [az_vjc] Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
>
> > Hi All,
> >
> > So When is the next ARCA rock crawling event.....the last one was great
> and
> > I want to make sure I go to the next one
> >
> > Brian Harmon
> > 88 XJ
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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6627 From: Stu Olson <solson8@u...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 6:03pm
Subject: Re: Dust Abatement Ordinance
Roger,
Not at all claiming to be the expert on this problem, from what I have
heard, it appears that Phoenix PD are the ones writing the tickets, mostly
on the North end of the valley. I guess they have annexed some area that
has state land in the middle of it. Hence, they write tickets when the
locals complain about the dust, etc. If you are not around the City of
Phoenix area, I don't believe you will have much of a problem (just my
opinion).
Stu Olson N7QJP
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-----Original Message-----
From: Roger Tomas [mailto:tomasr@a...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 9:09 AM
To: az_vjc@egroups.com
Subject: [az_vjc] Dust Abatement Ordinance
My state trust land recreational permit just expired and I'm thinking
about renewing it. But having read here about people with permits being
cited for the dust abatement ordinance, I'm having second thoughts. Can
anyone tell me about this ordinance? Is it enforced everywhere or just
close to town? Does it prohibit me from traveling on trust land in any way
or does it just prohibit me from kicking up a bunch of dust. And how much
is a bunch? Sounds like the enforcement could be rather subjective. TIA!
-Roger
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6628 From: <Sharxjeep@c...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 1:16pm
Subject: Re: Next ARCA Rock Crawling Event....when?.....where
Hi Brian,
The next ARCA event is going to be held in Cedar City Utah sometime in JUly,
No date as of yet.
Sharky
(97 Red TJ)
6629 From: <Revolvr@a...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 1:32pm
Subject: Bouncing messages reset
We had 21 people with bouncing email - mostly from @home.com. So I reset
everybody to active.
-- Dan
6630 From: B H <boh105@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 0:01pm
Subject: Re: You know you are a Jeep owner
OK John,
when getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery
when a locker is not something you put your books in in High School
when showing your flex has nothing to do with muscles
Brian Harmon
88 XJ
On Tue, 14 Mar 2000 11:31:31 -0700, Jon Loveless wrote:
>
> Ok, Linda, now you've started it. Can anyone add to these??
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> You know you are a Jeep owner if:
>
> You are constantly broke or soon to be broke.
>
> The more you spend on car parts, the harder it is to get in the car.
>
> You suffer from height envy (clearance envy, lift envy - insert one)
>
> Articulation doesn't mean speaking clearly
>
> Droop doesn't refer to jowls after age 50
>
> A Super Swamper is not a nifty swamp cooler.
>
> A run doesn't involve moving feet quickly
>
> "I'm just going to the store", means "I'm going off road for the rest of
> the day."
>
> Channel 4 is not NBC (CBS, ABC, FOX)
>
> Traction is not putting your broken leg in a sling.
>
> Class 4 doesn't mean the 4th grade
>
> Rubicon Express is not a high speed jewelry scam
>
> Lockers are not what you get for your door to keep burglars out.
>
>
> ---------------------------
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> 480-816-6240
> jloveless@e...
> ----------------------------
>
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6631 From: Chris Krieg <ckrieg@i...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 0:01pm
Subject: Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
What about:
You know your a Jeep owner when...
Getting a bigger pumpkin does not mean Halloween is around the corner
Getting bigger meats does not mean a trip to the butcher
A quick disconnect is not something you do when you are on the phone with your
lover and the spouse walks in the room
a 4x4 is not a peice of lumber
Bead Locks do not hold a necklace together
A rollover is not something you do with an IRA
Crawling for a grown person is OK
When you explain to your co-workers that you bought a winch this weekend and
they ask you "can't you get thrown in jail for that?"
Tread Lightly is not what you do when coming home too late so the spouse does
not hear you.
When you see how far you can climb that 6 tons of rock that were just dropped
off for your front yard (see previous Arizona list)
6632 From: Leonard Pennock <leonardpennock@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 6:38pm
Subject: Re: Bouncing messages reset
Sounds like @home is screwing up again.
Thanks for reseting us.
Revolvr@a... wrote:
>
> We had 21 people with bouncing email - mostly from @home.com. So I reset
> everybody to active.
>
> -- Dan
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6633 From: Jerry <jsteele@a...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:02pm
Subject: Re:SWB Jeep + V8 + engine driven fan = overheating?
Go buy Moses Ludel's Jeep owners bible. The vehicle he uses for an
example in
the section where he talks about electric vs. engine driven fans is
ours.
Then call one of the companies like Hayden and ask them about airflow
through electric fans vs. engine driven fans.
There is no way an electric fan can cool like a good 6 or 7 blade heavy
duty engine driven fan. The worst operating condition will be slow
crawling up hill. This is a far cry from a hot summer day in city
driving with a car.
Been there, done that, no more electric fans for me (although they're
ok as an auxiliary to engine driven fans).
Also, my 77 Bronco ran hot until I pulled the carbed engine and put in
a 90 Mustang 5.0 HO EFI. I had an auxiliary electric fan. I removed the
electric fan after the engine swap. A properly done installation just
doesn't need it.
Jerry Steele
6634 From: Lon <robinson@l...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:15pm
Subject: Re: No Subject
How about a CHEEP? :-}
75 CJ 5 (The Money Pit)
QUESTION: since my cj has a chevy engine and tranny....does that make
it a JEEVY????
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6635 From: Hal Loy <tucsonhal@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:25pm
Subject: Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
When your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more then it did when came off the
assembly line.
When you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a way of life.
Hal
6636 From: Hal Loy <tucsonhal@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:31pm
Subject: Re: Re:SWB Jeep + V8 + engine driven fan = overheating?
Isn't an electric fan better to have though if you are setting up for water
crossings?
Hal
6637 From: DougB <azjeep@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:49pm
Subject: Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
When the question..."how high is up?"...starts to make sense.
Doug
----- Original Message -----
From: Hal Loy <tucsonhal@e...>
To: AZ Virtual Jeep Club <az_vjc@egroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 8:25 PM
Subject: [az_vjc] Re: You know your a Jeep owner when...
> When your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more then it did when came off the
> assembly line.
>
> When you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a way of life.
>
> Hal
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6638 From: T.J. Nosmo-King <ice626@h...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 0:51pm
Subject: Re: No Subject
thought about that one but the Money Pit is anything but che(a)ep
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6639 From: O'Boyle, David <David.OBoyle@b...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 7:49pm
Subject: Re: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?... Or in m y case,
I got a 2in lift to add to my 3in Rancho at fly n hi for 65.00 ( 2,1.75
spacer and 2,2in tapered blocks plus they gave me a set of ubolts free) the
spring spacers are Rubicon Express and the blocks are Super lift. You can do
allot on a budget if you look around...
Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris [mailto:My1stJeep@e...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 8:49 AM
To: 'az_vjc@egroups.com'
Cc: john_rabenius@s...
Subject: [az_vjc] Re: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?... Or in
m y case,
My thoughts would be a 2" spacer lift with new shocks, around $300, then
31x10.5 tires on whatever rims you pick. Will be close but you might be
able to get it done for the $900.
Chris
'97 TJ
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6640 From: O'Boyle, David <David.OBoyle@b...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 8:03pm
Subject: Re: TOO BUSY TO TAKE PICS......ARCA EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
May 26-27, 2000 Cedar City, UT
I want to GO!!!!!!!
Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: B H [mailto:boh105@e...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 12:23 PM
To: az_vjc@eGroups.com
Subject: [az_vjc] TOO BUSY TO TAKE PICS......ARCA EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey All,
It was a blast this weekend at the arca event I was working trail 2 obstacle
5. I think it was the toughest of the event, of the 60 who attempled
it.......14 made it over and eight of those winched...all the other
competitors timed out!
Several broken axles, one rollover, and only one perfect score on the
obstacle from Shannon Campbell
Wh had over 400 spectators on friday and double that at times on Saturday.
There was only one line up and over and if you missed the line by 2" you
fell off the side or into a 4' crack. Saw a bunch of you all during the
event. it was a great time!
When is the next one....I gotta go! Maybe we can convoy as a group and camp
again.
Brian Harmon
88 XJ
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6641 From: O'Boyle, David <David.OBoyle@b...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 8:07pm
Subject: Re: No Subject
Speaking of not able to find camps... I think a few of us otta get some cash
together and head over to the FLAG
shop and have a few made. This way when we setup camp somewhere our friends
will know where to find us.. It will also be a good advertisement tool for
the club..
Any thoughts???
Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: T.J. Nosmo-King [mailto:ice626@h...]
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 1:58 PM
To: azjeep@h...; ice626@h...; az_vjc@eGroups.com
Subject: [az_vjc] Re: No Subject
sorry about the name DOUG.. :) .....glad you found them....too bad we
didn't, would have been nice to finally meet some of the group...
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6642 From: Jon Loveless <jloveless@e...>
Date: Tue Mar 14, 2000 8:14pm
Subject: You know (etc)
Here is the latest.
Jon
You know you are a Jeep owner if:
=================================
topless has nothing to do with a bar.
a bikini only covers the top but it is nothing to look at.
"I'll take pictures" means "Let me out of here you crazy S.O.B."
Crawling isn't something your infant does.
rocks in your head isn't an insult but a wish for the weekend.
disconnected doesn't mean that you're disfunctional
you are constantly broke or soon to be broke.
the more you spend on car parts, the harder it is to get in the car.
you suffer from height envy (clearance envy, lift envy - insert one)
articulation doesn't mean speaking clearly
droop doesn't refer to jowls after age 50
a Super Swamper is not a nifty swamp cooler.
a run doesn't involve moving feet quickly
"I'm just going to the store", means "I'm going off road for the rest of the day."
Channel 4 is not NBC (CBS, ABC, FOX)
Traction is not putting your broken leg in a sling.
Class 4 doesn't mean the 4th grade
Rubicon Express is not a high speed jewelry scam
Lockers are not what you get for your door to keep burglars out.
getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery
a locker is not where you put your books in High School
showing your flex has nothing to do with muscles
you are stuck in heavy traffic and you begin imagining the cars in front
of you are trail obstacles.
you don't mind spending 8 hours to move 300 meters, but more than a 30
minute commute on the 20 miles to work irritates you.
while driving you can see over suburban, expeditions, navigators and excursions...
lift isn't something you put in your shoes to make you look taller.
K&N doesn't stand for Kinky and Neurotic.
cat back isn't something you do after you have stolen the cat.
4.0 isn't a GPA anymore
a sway bar isn't someplace you go to have a tilted drink.
a Body Lift isn't something cheerleading teams do at half time.
a receiver hitch is not the bill collector getting married (groan)
a Pinion is not a tree.
an axle isn't something done by a figure skater
a shaft isn't only something you get from your boss (or company, or spouse, etc)
a shock is not something you get daily from your teenage kids.
High Center is not how you get a strike in bowling.
Currie is not an Indian spice
a winch is not the waitress at the Rennaisance Restaurant
"taking her top down" has nothing to do with foreplay.
your vehicle is the focus of your divorce.
Transfer Case is not what the lawyer does to get you a new venue.
the question..."how high is up?"...starts to make sense.
you spend a really unreasonable amount of money just to gain the
extra inch of ground clearance
your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more then it did when came off the
assembly line.
you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a way of life.
getting a bigger pumpkin does not mean Halloween is around the corner
getting bigger meats does not mean a trip to the butcher
a quick disconnect is not something you do when you are on the phone with your
lover and the spouse walks in the room
a 4x4 is not a peice of lumber
Bead Locks do not hold a necklace together
A rollover is not something you do with an IRA
Crawling for a grown person is OK
When you explain to your co-workers that you bought a winch this weekend and
they ask you "can't you get thrown in jail for that?"
Tread Lightly is not what you do when coming home too late so the spouse does
not hear you.
When you see how far you can climb that 6 tons of rock that were just dropped
off for your front yard (see previous Arizona list)
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Jon Loveless
480-816-6240
jloveless@earthlink.net
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