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RokNRich
10-08-2009, 09:00 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1373985825.html


1976 Jeep J20 4x4 Zombie/Armageddon Survival Truck. Look we all know the end of the world is soon, so here is your chance to be PREPARED! This great running truck will be the key link to your post apocalyptic existence. 4x4 with Dana 44 front and Dana 60 rear for driving around the Mad Maxesque landscape or driving through the deep craters left by the asteroids soon to enter our atmosphere. Unlike open top CJs, YJs, TJs, and soft top JKs, youll be enclosed by a STEEL cabin. This should keep out swine/horse/dog/sheep flu infected zombies looking to feed on your brain. The truck has a full size bed to haul your precious cargo to your mountain bug out spot. It has a bed liner for easy cleanup should you become a zombie bounty hunter and need to haul those rotten bastards to the incinerator. There is no rust on the truck anywhere so feel free to mount up your favorite flamethrower/M2 50 cal./RPG weapon of choice. Toolbox included for extra ammo or de-contamination supplies. This truck has TWO gas tanks, one 20 gallon and one 40 gallon. You could drive from here to Wyoming barely stopping. (who knows which part of the US will be a SAFE zone by the time its over with). It has fresh white paint and could easily blend in with the other UN/NWO/ILLUMINATI vehicles in case you need to bust your family out of the FEMA camps. Its got an all black interior with black vinyl seats (easily cleaned should you **** yourself with your first zombie encounter). It has a 360 v8 and a T-18 4speed (not sure how thats a benefit, but you should probable know). I should point out that it does have a couple of minor problems that need to be fixed. The speedo is broken (do you really NEED to know how fast you flattened that ZOMBIE?) the windshield is cracked (I was going to put a steel grate over it, but I was told by law enforcement that wasnt legal (yet!)) The gas gauge is broken (dude, you have 60 gallons of gas available! Gauge, smauge) I will be no longer needing it since Ive raised my vibration and Ill be ascending to the 4th dimension via either astral projection or instant rapture, Im not sure. MUST SELL BY 12/21/2012. $3500OBO or I might be interested in trade for a rocketship, time machine, or decent flying UFO or maybe dirt bikes! (Hey Ive got two years to kill!) phone 720-2001



LOL

Simon@4Wheeler's Supply
10-08-2009, 09:11 AM
Funny ad, I have always liked the J20's (not J10's) If it still has all of it's emissions equipment this would be a nice daily driver.:)

lancetkenyon
10-08-2009, 09:30 AM
Funny as hell! Would have been a good ride for Woody Harelson in "Zombieland"! I want to see that movie.

MrClean
10-09-2009, 12:44 AM
Funny as hell! Would have been a good ride for Woody Harelson in "Zombieland"! I want to see that movie.

That ad is frickin hilarious! Btw, "Zombieland" was awesome!

allek@t
10-09-2009, 08:03 AM
That is tooooo funny!

iamtheonewho
10-09-2009, 11:30 AM
the vinyl seats comment is the best part :fashizzle:

Kelly P
10-09-2009, 12:31 PM
Nice find Rich, good stuff!

HvyHau8272
10-09-2009, 02:42 PM
Funny ad.

meeneen66
10-11-2009, 10:20 AM
That is great!!!

Steadfast
01-21-2010, 09:57 AM
I bought it!




























j/k :laugh2: