lancetkenyon
05-12-2008, 05:36 AM
What the title says. I need a passenger side front seatbelt for a 97-02 Jeep Wrangler. Color does not matter, I need this before Memorial Day so my wife does not fall out of the Jeep. That would limit half our annual income, thus not allowing me to spend so much on the POS Jeep. Consequently causing Absolute Offroad to suffer a huge loss in revenue, putting them in possible Chapter 11 bankrupcy, and with all his purchasing power to the offroad industries, would cause a chain reaction in their sales, forcing them to shut their doors. Public relations and customer service would suffer horribly, and the trickle down effect would ruin all offroad shops. Consumer spending would come to a screetching halt from the repercussions, causing a massive panic within the ENTIRE automotive industry, and could start a new, nationwide depression! With the value of the American dollar decreasing like that, Nasdaq and Wall Street would collapse, and foreign trading would die. The world economy would collapse also, cause global anarchy and possible WW3! So as you can see, all I need is a stinking passenger side front seatbelt to SAVE THE WORLD!!! Anybody have one laying around? I would include you in my acceptance speech of the Nobel Prize for Peace.