Maid wants a raise

[Symon623]

The Maid asked for a raise.



The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"



Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."


Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"



Maria: "The Master said so."


Lady of the house: "Oh."



Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?"



Maria: "The Master did."


Lady of the house: "Oh."



Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."


Lady of the house (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"


















Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

[terron gregg]

thats a good one

[Cronoh]

lol, her names maria....

[Duality]

slap her and tell her to be glad to be in this country.

[ArizonaSunshine]

:pinch: I'm just guessing someone didn't get it....

[misfittom138]

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Nice!

[AZScooby]

slap her and tell her to be glad to be in this country.

Derk dee der:dizzy2:

[Duality]

Derk dee der:dizzy2:

I'm glad someone got it!:drummer:

dey took are jerbs!!

[tywilson88]

how do you know maria? she said she wouldn't tell.

[rallynut78]

lqtm

[FlexyXJ]

I have a hispanic HOUSEKEEPER, but her name is Nelly.....:) And we just gave her a raise.....:) Whats better than having a Hispanic HOUSEKEEPER???


Joe
Absolute Offroad

[TanTJJim]

I'm glad someone got it!:drummer:

dey took are jerbs!!

This is gayer than the pile. BACK TO THE PILE!!!!

OMFG, I'm still laughing about that one!

The maria joke was funny too.