Bumper humper!

[SHNIPE]

SORRY FOR THOSE THAT FEEL LIKE IM POINTING THIS AT YOU. IM NOT HOLIER THAN THOU... IM MORE JACKASZ THAN THOU THOUGH THATS FOR SURE.

I just thought it would be a good time to bring up this safety issue.

I know there are a lot of seasoned wheelers that dont want to take the time to pull a strap. Ive done it myself too. It just gets dangerous when there are 5-6 guys hanging on a jeep, below the jeep on a waterfall or an incline or riding the hood over a ledge. Half the time the drivers cant see all of the people that are on the jeep.

Be smart... pull a strap. You can actually get the weight in the right spot that way.

[AZG23]

Ive wondered if getting a spotters syn rope for this would be better...I guess it would since it gets ya a few more feet away...

[SHNIPE]

Ive wondered if getting a spotters syn rope for this would be better...I guess it would since it gets ya a few more feet away...

Very good idea. I dont know how much weight one person can get on it though because comp rigs are usually a bunch lighter

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[TRLR8TDTJ]

I just thought it would be a good time to bring up this safety issue.

I know there are a lot of seasoned wheelers that dont want to take the time to pull a strap. Ive done it myself too. It just gets dangerous when there are 5-6 guys hanging on a jeep, below the jeep on a waterfall or an incline or riding the hood over a ledge. Half the time the drivers cant see all of the people that are on the jeep.

Be smart... pull a strap. You can actually get the weight in the right spot that way.

Are you like safety patrol or what?:confused:

Kyle

[SHNIPE]

Are you like safety patrol or what?:confused:

Kyle
Someones gotta be :D No running in the halls kyle! I didnt like letting people hang off my rig cause id hate the sport if someone did end up getting hurt hangin on my rig. I couldnt imagine any legal implications as well for allowing them to do so. Just thought this was a better topic than whos got a mall crawler :D

[AZG23]

I was think more along the lines of the handle......straps always seem like they are gonna slip thru my hands.

[SHNIPE]

I was think more along the lines of the handle......straps always seem like they are gonna slip thru my hands.

wonder if you could get a custom one made with multiple handles or handles with clips that would attach to knots along the length of the strap.

[jperez]

i ran over a homeless guy in a parking lot once....didnt see him.... he was hangin on to my supermarket crawlin rear bumber trying to ask for spare change....gotta be careful for those too!
:drunk:

[Clay]

Maybe that was the guy in the tutu with the TP in the crotch that we all didn't want to see.

i ran over a homeless guy in a parking lot once....didnt see him.... he was hangin on to my supermarket crawlin rear bumber trying to ask for spare change....gotta be careful for those too!
:drunk:

[lancetkenyon]

Never happens.....

http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17179&stc=1&d=1199153225

[SHNIPE]

Guess i touched on someones "butthurt button"

This is pretty freaking funny coming from a guy who took his pregnant wife out to Sycamore creek in the middle of a rain storm and ended up like this, with her in the passenger seat:


Not to mention you had your Jeep, what a year, before it became a beat up piece of crap taking up space in someone else's shop ?


Yeah, keep calling me names funny boy :)

:drummer:

[RokNRich]

Yep, I knew you'd post it:

This is pretty freaking funny coming from a guy who took his pregnant wife out to Sycamore creek in the middle of a rain storm and ended up like this, with her in the passenger seat:

http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15997&stc=1&d=1196628646

Not to mention you had your Jeep, what a year, before it became a beat up piece of crap taking up space in someone else's shop ?


Yeah, keep calling me names funny boy :)

:drummer:

[SHNIPE]

at least im predictable when im sober too :D ill chalk you being so sensitive to liquid funniness

[RokNRich]

Keep calling me names funny boy.

[RokNRich]

Just opened the second, worked 12 hours today :) I got all night though..........:)

[SHNIPE]

Keep calling me names funny boy.

everyone gets names called at them. i honestly didnt know you were jpcooler. did it really make you mad that i didnt know you had a coolguy business? im sorry i didnt stroke your ego

[RokNRich]

everyone gets names called at them. i honestly didnt know you were jpcooler. did it really make you mad that i didnt know you had a coolguy business? im sorry i didnt stroke your ego

I think it's the calling me a jerk in that thread and also every time I enter chat. But maybe I was just holding my tongue at what a jack :asshole: I think you are and this thread seemed like the place to let it out.

:drummer:

Seriously, you are gonna lecture us on safety webwheeler extradonaire ?

[SHNIPE]

I think it's the calling me a jerk in that thread and also every time I enter chat. But maybe I was just holding my tongue at what a jack :asshole: I think you are and this thread seemed like the place to let it out.

:drummer:

Seriously, you are gonna lecture us on safety webwheeler extradonaire ?

you musta missed the sarcasm when i said SoMEONE HAS TO BE :D sorry your reading level isnt as high as i thought it mighta been. Ive learned to not give you as much credit as most do :D

No lecture. its called IDEAS and brainstorms. Wouldnt be any "I told you sos" cause i dont really give a crap if you end up under a jeep

[ademster]

Ladies, Settle down...

[Bilt4Comfort]

Ladies, Settle down...

This is why I love this place

[Cronoh]

:lurk5:

[YJunk]

I have to admit I laughed a little when I read this... it's like me telling people to slow down when they've got their rigs out on the trail... cuz you know, I'm careful like that.

[SHNIPE]

I have to admit I laughed a little when I read this... it's like me telling people to slow down when they've got their rigs out on the trail... cuz you know, I'm careful like that.

No thatd be me telling people to not take a jeep and try and roll it... or take one swimming (i wasnt driving). I am against bumper humping :D

[YJunk]

haha true true... no humping allowed. at least not in public where people can see.

[SHNIPE]

haha true true... no humping allowed. at least not in public where people can see.

unless a video camera is present for everyone. cant do it unless you can share with the whole class

damn thought this woulda been a good topic... :D

[lancetkenyon]

Dennis would rather just flop than get any counterbalance.:smug:

[SHNIPE]

Dennis would rather just flop than get any counterbalance.:smug:

yep. learn my limit that way :D ill pay more attention to my sheet metal this year. Dont want my jeep looking so ugly.

[AZG23]

yep. learn my limit that way :D ill pay more attention to my sheet metal this year. Dont want my jeep looking so ugly.


Not even midnight and this resolution will be broken! :aagh:

[lancetkenyon]

Dennis, honestly, you can't wheel the hard stuff without body damage. Ain't gonna happen.

[SHNIPE]

Dennis, honestly, you can't wheel the hard stuff without body damage. Ain't gonna happen.
lol you didnt think i was serious? Sheet metal being crunched and dragged on the rocks is one of my favorite sounds ever!! ONly topped by my daughters heartbeat and my wifes voice :D

[Miles2go1979]

Are you like safety patrol or what?:confused:

Kyle

Looks like the fatherly instincts are kicking in :fashizzle:

[SHNIPE]

Looks like the fatherly instincts are kicking in :fashizzle:

IF some of these guys were my kids... Oh theyd be grounded and have their butts kicked. and my jeep might actually get washed sometime this year.

[YJunk]

Yeah but you'd have to catch my arse and your rig is TOO slow!!!

[SHNIPE]

Yeah but you'd have to catch my arse and your rig is TOO slow!!!

youll hit an engine or something :D and i know outside the jeep you cant outrun me :P

[AZG23]

LOL...Id pay to see that foot chase...LOL!

[YJunk]

Outside the jeep I wouldn't waste my energy trying to outrun a tree...