knockonit
12-07-2007, 04:12 PM
> >
> > Subject: Dying Priest
> >
> > The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had
faithfully
> > served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C.
> >
> > He motioned for his nurse to come near.
> >
> > 'Yes, Father?' said the nurse.
> >
> > 'I would really like to see former President Bill and Senator
Hillary
> > Clinton before I die,' whispered the priest.
> >
> > 'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse.
> >
> > The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.
Soon
> > the
> > word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest.
> >
> > As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, 'I don't
know
why
> > the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our
images
and
> > might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN
IT.'
> >
> > Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign once they
put out
a
> > press release about it.
> >
> > When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's
hand
in
> > his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence
and a
> > look
> > of serenity on the old priest's face.
> >
> > Finally Bill Clinton spoke. 'Father, of all the people you could
have
> > chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?'
> >
> > The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern my
life
> > after
> > our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.'
> >
> > 'Amen' said Bill.
> >
> > 'Amen' said Hillary.
> >
> > The old priest continued...
> > 'He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> >
> > Subject: Dying Priest
> >
> > The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had
faithfully
> > served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C.
> >
> > He motioned for his nurse to come near.
> >
> > 'Yes, Father?' said the nurse.
> >
> > 'I would really like to see former President Bill and Senator
Hillary
> > Clinton before I die,' whispered the priest.
> >
> > 'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse.
> >
> > The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.
Soon
> > the
> > word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest.
> >
> > As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, 'I don't
know
why
> > the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our
images
and
> > might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN
IT.'
> >
> > Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign once they
put out
a
> > press release about it.
> >
> > When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's
hand
in
> > his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence
and a
> > look
> > of serenity on the old priest's face.
> >
> > Finally Bill Clinton spoke. 'Father, of all the people you could
have
> > chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?'
> >
> > The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern my
life
> > after
> > our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.'
> >
> > 'Amen' said Bill.
> >
> > 'Amen' said Hillary.
> >
> > The old priest continued...
> > 'He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ________________________________
> >