Anyone need guns cleaned for FREE???

[amber.hodge]

At first I thought he was joking, but Ben is serious...
Apparently to blow off steam from the dealings with our home builder, and because we are in the very entrance of the neighborhood...
Ben has decided he's going to get a chaise lounge chair and relax in it while wearing a neon speedo and cleaning weapons.....drinking a 40....in the FRONT YARD
This will apparently take place on weekends during peak realtor/homebuyer traffic flow....Anyone want a weapon cleaned or have a hankering for a few beers and a speedo tan??? :rolleyes::D:D

[lancetkenyon]

I clean my own weapons, thank you, but I go commando. Just beware the Barnes CR-10, it will burn when it comes in contact with "sensitive" places.:eek:

[amber.hodge]

I think this is for a redneck silent protest, not for favors in gun cleaning really, Lance :D Just too much drama and too many lies and Ben is taking action - redneck style...

Anyone hankering for a speedo tan should be the type which should NEVER EVER EVER be seen in public in a speedo and be very hairy....I'll even put a little kiddie pool in the driveway -- provided you cover yourselves before coming inside (I don't need emotional scarring) - Hell I might even leave the house... Scarey!

[mingoglia]

I could use my handgun and shotgun cleaned.... I haven't cleaned my Glock for a couple years so it should be nice and dirty. ;) The shotgun shouldn't need to be cleaned but it definately will add to the drama he's look for.

Mike

[amber.hodge]

Well, he IS an expert marksman, works at a weapons range and does know how to clean a weapon... :D

He's hoping to wrangle Yelacon into it - he has a sense of humor. :D Katie and I could hide in the kitchen while they do it :D

[FrenchChili]

...be right over, need a barrell replaced....

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[amber.hodge]

LOL it'll be a couple of weeks....I think he's serious...He's on the phone rallying the troops...and as the list grows the more I think I'll be out of town that day... EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!

[YELACON]

WOW, how did i get dragged into this? I do think it would be funny though.

[My Green Jeep]

We have a couple of 9mm that could use a good cleaning... also Walt has an AR15 and a shotgun that could use cleaning... my 38 special could use a good cleaning....

hmmmm......

[amber.hodge]

WOW, how did i get dragged into this? I do think it would be funny though.

Because - you are THE John. We need you

I don't care what you say, John, You're IN <<<<<<< from ben

[amber.hodge]

We have a couple of 9mm that could use a good cleaning... also Walt has an AR15 and a shotgun that could use cleaning... my 38 special could use a good cleaning....

hmmmm......

Rox, why don't you bring them out and we can hang out while the boys act like geeks? At least I won't ever have to worry about the neighbors wanting to borrow a cup of sugar....

[06TJWRANGLER]

Brake cleaner and a bore snake works for me every time.

[amber.hodge]

LOL I think what he is going for is getting potential buyers to not buy because of the weird men in speedos - a revenge for the crap KB has put us through with a redneck humorous flavor! :D Borat in my driveway! :D

[ademster]

I'll show but I wont wear a speedo... I will wear the Elephant trunks...

You know the one with the trunk for the _________ well you know what I am talking about


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[amber.hodge]

Whatever scares potential homebuyer's wives away!!! I betcha your gas money to come out there that you don't have the....ahem....trunk to do it.... :D

[desertdawg]

Amber I think your tactics are all wrong. If anything, I think it will attract a lot of Jeepers to buy homes there. Come on now, Jeeps, Guns, close proximity to FJ. So in other words you will be doing more good than harm.

Just put some pink flamingos and lawn Gnomes out in your yard and have Ben walk around in your high heels and Daisy Dukes. That should do the trick!:D

[amber.hodge]

LOL He wears a 36....I wear a size 6.....ummm Don't think he'd fit :D
Well, if it backfired and attracted Jeepers, I don't think that would be a bad backfire.... :D

[biggreenYJ]

LOL at least then you dont have to worry about the neighbors complaining about ungodly shop noises at all hours of the night and wee hours of the mornin. clogged gutters from washing rigs off. several spare Jeeps laying in the backyard, a rescue agency right down the street that take poor unloved Jeeps and finds them good homes. I could see these things as neighborhood perks

[GLEN REAMS]

Amber tell ben ill sit in the front yard with him cleaning guns. But for the sake of the children ill not wear a spedo

[amber.hodge]

LOL I'll tell him Glen. We had a few people say they'd wear their swim trunks but that was about as far as they would go....Ademster is busting out the fredricks of hollywood...I dunno if that is legal to wear in public Ademster - you may want to wear trunks or shorts to avoid that whole time consuming business of registering as a sex offender... :D eek!

[4 Wheelers Supply]

Amber I think your tactics are all wrong. If anything, I think it will attract a lot of Jeepers to buy homes there. Come on now, Jeeps, Guns, close proximity to FJ. So in other words you will be doing more good than harm.

Just put some pink flamingos and lawn Gnomes out in your yard and have Ben walk around in your high heels and Daisy Dukes. That should do the trick!:D


Too funny Amber. But with this thread going to men in high heels I bet we will see Sarge here soon!!!! :eek: :)

[amber.hodge]

:D ben will have to buy his own if he does that....he wears a men's 13 and I wear a women's 7.5 (6 mens)

Sarge would be a great addition, but if we had him over, we'd have all the afore mentioned things going on, plus we'd have a ben who couldn't breath (allergic to cats)

[4 Wheelers Supply]

:D ben will have to buy his own if he does that....he wears a men's 13 and I wear a women's 7.5 (6 mens)

Sarge would be a great addition, but if we had him over, we'd have all the afore mentioned things going on, plus we'd have a ben who couldn't breath (allergic to cats)

:D:D

[amber.hodge]

Cole and Mike - since you guys like the heel idea so much and your feet are closer in size to mine than Ben's are....maybe you can come over and wear them... :D

[Washington_XJ]

I clean my own guns thanks anyway.

[desertdawg]

Cole and Mike - since you guys like the heel idea so much and your feet are closer in size to mine than Ben's are....maybe you can come over and wear them... :D

Umm thats okay I have my own high heels. Umm did I say that out loud?:o Oh Boy!:o

[amber.hodge]

LOL! Are those for special duty assignments at work?

[Fire Ball]

Just think about the people you will be weeding out. Anyone who still wants to buy there you probably won't want as neighbors :D

[ademster]

Can you imagine Bill wearing a neon pink mini skirt wearing 6 inch heals and a tube top..














Ohh gawd im gonna go vomit now for saying that