Mall Crawler....

[My Green Jeep]

Up until a week ago, I never knew my jeep was considered a "mall crawler"...

When I asked my husband what a "mall crawler" was he said "your jeep". I asked him to define the word "mall crawler" and he told me...

I don't think so...

Ok everyone... just asking... does this jeep look like a "mall crawler" to you?

2005 TJ Jeep Wrangler
4 1/2 Rock Krawler
35" Goodyear Wranglers (I only paid $110 for the 5 tires plus had to give back my old Mud Rovers ::what a steal:::)

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2231-1.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2224.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2235.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2227.jpg

ok... enough snickering about the frogs and all <g>

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG1594.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG1592.jpg

Ok... instead of scratching and denting up my jeep... we have a "his and hers" jeep... these pictures are when my son 1st got her (then we bought her from him)... she is a bit dinged up and has better tires, a lift... a little bit of this and a little bit of that added to her... she is the jeep that will be taken offroad and dented up...

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/Old%20Jeep/CIMG0171.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/Old%20Jeep/CIMG0160.jpg


:::thinking::::

what "is" a mall jeep??? :confused:

[Phx Cobra]

I don't see any dents.

[SHNIPE]

or dirt with that super flexy RK long arm and all the protection needed but super clean and appears to rarely go offroad. aka it climbs the curbs at the mall for sport.

White letters out :confused: lol so not typical of the jeep standard. youre never gonna fit in :D

[xjdoyle]

I think i found you one. No dents, No scratches, No mods other then stickers and budget lift and cheap tires!!!!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/poetofwar/mall.jpg

[My Green Jeep]

LOL... you guys are soooo mean :rolleyes:

Dents... none

Scratches... very few

White Lettering out.... something different... old tires had letters inside, had to see what the difference would be..

I wont fit in... with my jeep maybe.. but with old jeep... hopefully :eek:

I must say you guys are a blast to hear from and also to read your posts... we all know its "fun and games" and I appreciate it...

Mall Jeep... nope

[My Green Jeep]

I think i found you one. No dents, No scratches, No mods other then stickers and budget lift and cheap tires!!!!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/poetofwar/mall.jpg

Is that what a "REAL" mall crawler looks like???

<eg>

[06GrnRubi]

Is that what a "REAL" mall crawler looks like???<eg>

The picture posted by XJDOYLE, is of my Jeep, and it is by no means a Mall Crawler. It is less than a year old, which should explain why it still looks good. It does have some scratches, and some dents. It's just that all the dents are on the under-belly skid plates. It has been to Martinez Cabin twice, Sunflower Mine once, and up Widow Maker twice. And if all goes right, Broken Arrow (and more) this weekend.

Now, go here and apologize. :) :D
http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showthread.php?t=21695

[SHNIPE]

Its ok. My jeep is a mall crawler too :D

[Phx Cobra]

Its ok. My jeep is a mall crawler too :D

Your jeep is a parking lot of your apartment complex not moving crawler.
:D

[xjdoyle]

The picture posted by XJDOYLE, is of my Jeep, and it is by no means a Mall Crawler. It is less than a year old, which should explain why it still looks good. It does have some scratches, and some dents. It's just that all the dents are on the under-belly skid plates. It has been to Martinez Cabin twice, Sunflower Mine once, and up Widow Maker twice. And if all goes right, Broken Arrow (and more) this weekend.

Now, go here and apologize.
http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showthread.php?t=21695

With someone else's tires on it. Didn't like them becuase the ride was not smooth like i said mall crawler.

[Wayco]

Next time you park it, park on TOP of the rock:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2224.jpg

Then there would be not doubt.... :D

[xjdoyle]

i don't think she wants to scatch the tire!!!!

[AZG23]

Green Jeep...its a nice jeep...dont let em getcha down...you could probably outwheel everyone of us if you drive it in the dirt huh..?? yeah...;)

[My Green Jeep]

ROTFLMAO....

As I said... you guys are great..

Shoot... I was hoping that no one would see the rock "infront" of the tire instead of under it :p

I told Walt (WalterD) that I wanted to take my jeep out this weekend to Sedona "AND" do some wheeling.. but something to do with big tires... factory rearend... so until that gets fixed..changed..completed... I am in the passengers seat of his jeep...

:::cough cough:::

well... until I "plead" for him to let me drive it.. did I say "plead"... I mean persuade :cool:

As for "scratching the tire"... dang you guys are good :p

Wheeling in the dirt... he he he he he

[AbsoluteOffroad]

Roxanna, THIS is a MALL Crawler...(According to certain people in AZVJC..;) ) An it actually HAS been parked at the mall ONCE...:D



http://inlinethumb49.webshots.com/4464/2337529150039783521S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2337529150039783521XxrBnO)


Lisa :D

[My Green Jeep]

WOO HOOO....

Ok, if Lisa's jeep is a "mall crawler" then maybe... just maybe I will consider mine one :eek:

[amber.hodge]

Ok everyone... just asking... does this jeep look like a "mall crawler" to you?

2005 TJ Jeep Wrangler
4 1/2 Rock Krawler
35" Goodyear Wranglers (I only paid $110 for the 5 tires plus had to give back my old Mud Rovers ::what a steal:::)

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2231-1.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2224.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2235.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2227.jpg

ok... enough snickering about the frogs and all <g>


Okay, I would say on the spare tire cover alone it is a mall crawler....I love frogs too, but why not put rainbows and lollipops on the jeep? :) There is a time and place for girliness, and the outside features of your jeep is not that place...nor will it ever have a time...if you don't want it considered a mall crawler (in my opinion)...

But, if you actually take that jeep off road on trails harder than 1.5-2.0, then no, your jeep wouldn't be a mall crawler......you can have the biggest prettiest lift and still be a mall crawler from the definition I know of it.

:)

[AZG23]

Mine is a mall crawler...and Im proud to drive it there! :d

[KingGlamis]

I find it funny that many people that make fun of Mall Crawlers probably don't drive your "REAL" Jeep on a daily basis to and from work. You probably have a truck, or a car (GASP!), and only wheel your Jeep on the weekends. And a lot of you, I know because I see you, actually tow your Jeep to the wheeling locations. If you're going to tow your Jeep, why not just build a rock buggy?

I just don't get it. What is wrong with daily driver Jeeps? Do they have to be all dented and scratched to be cool with AZVJC? :D

Note: The above post was in humor. Please don't firebomb my house. :D

[amber.hodge]

Ours is a daily driver and it gets dirty, and I don't say "mall crawler" with disdain. :) I would hope that it was not only dented jeeps that were allowed to be on virtual jeep - that would be as silly as saying only republicans could be members - or only people who drove 3.5 - 4.0 trails could be! :) If that were so, there wouldn't be trail sections for pleasure trails! :) And towing the jeep is probably a good idea for those who can -- the trucks get better mileage!! :)

[GLEN REAMS]

I find it funny that many people that make fun of Mall Crawlers probably don't drive your "REAL" Jeep on a daily basis to and from work. You probably have a truck, or a car (GASP!), and only wheel your Jeep on the weekends. And a lot of you, I know because I see you, actually tow your Jeep to the wheeling locations. If you're going to tow your Jeep, why not just build a rock buggy?

I just don't get it. What is wrong with daily driver Jeeps? Do they have to be all dented and scratched to be cool with AZVJC? :D

Note: The above post was in humor. Please don't firebomb my house. :D

mine is dented and scratched has no doors and drives down the road at a angle and i drive it every day of the week.

[kjflowers]

My Jeep is a Airport Crawler.

[SHNIPE]

I park mine at my apts for weeks on end when its broke. does that make it an apt crawler since its usually parked on the curb till they tell me it looks bad to ahve it on the curb... or even in the parking lot at all :(

Is it bad when they say "no abandoned or broke down vehicles" and you have to warn them that your jeep DOES MOVE but just looks like its abandoned or broke down?

[AZG23]

I daily drive mine....with 4.88's, 35's a 5 spd and autolockers front and rear.

But there is an underlying "gotta have dents and scratches" to be cool tone here on VJC...and thats fine...because there are some kick butt rigs on this forum..with guys who know how to wheel.

I am one that still wants his Jeep to be nice...and get crap for it..but thats ok too...cuz I do wheel it..I love getting out on dirt...even if its a long gravel road thru the desert, just as much as I like crawling up washes and rocks.

My Jeep is My Jeep...not anyone elses...and Ill build it and wheel it as I see fit...if that means Im a little more careful on Anaconda...then so be it..I cant throw it on a trailer and back it into the back yard and jump in my "other" vehicle..because my wife daily drives that one to work. I got thru it with the help of some good friends...same as I got thru the Cracks with another groups of good friends....same as I got thru Martinez Canyon back when I started...and Log Corral...and so on and so on...

Not everyone will build a hardcore rig...and not everyone will even lift theirs. But thats part of whats cool about it...each person is different...and each Jeep is too...

There is nothing wrong with having and KEEPING a nice Jeep...:D

[AZG23]

My Jeep is a Airport Crawler.


LOL...but at least its rollin! It could still be on jackstands eh..?:eek:

[kjflowers]

heck ya it rolls good now thanks again mang.

[06GrnRubi]

OK, maybe by some of the definitions here, it is a Mall Crawler, but it does real good off Highway as well.
http://a625.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_3ccf190189de58351378a62d1d883e30.jpg
This was on a side trip after doing Martinez Canyon before I did the 3" lift.

Anway, I don't appreciate someone other than me posting pictures of my jeep and the trying to put me and my Jeep down.

[amber.hodge]

I'd say it is just girly...but if your husband doesn't have to drive it with the spare tire cover on it, there probably isn't an issue there! :) But it still is lifted higher than ours with bigger tires and can probably do some serious obstacles offroad.

[SHNIPE]

Brad you know i only talk trash about your jeep cause i secretly wish it was mine :D

[AZG23]

Brad you know i only talk trash about your jeep cause i secretly wish it was mine :D


hahahha....yeah...its to purdy for you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/azg23/100_0399.jpg:eek:

[poetofwar]

I find it funny that many people that make fun of Mall Crawlers probably don't drive your "REAL" Jeep on a daily basis to and from work. You probably have a truck, or a car (GASP!), and only wheel your Jeep on the weekends. And a lot of you, I know because I see you, actually tow your Jeep to the wheeling locations. If you're going to tow your Jeep, why not just build a rock buggy?

I just don't get it. What is wrong with daily driver Jeeps? Do they have to be all dented and scratched to be cool with AZVJC?



Some of us that trailer our jeeps don't have highway tires. Why would i kill my tires driving it 35miles to a trail when my truck and trailer have tires that are for the highway. Also some of us like AC and nice relaxing rides home after a hard days wheeling. But thats really not the point. The point is i go out and spend $300 a tire for my crawler and get 50mins trail time and 2500 miles highway. Also most of us that trailer our jeeps play on harder trails then the mall jeeps and we have a higher chance of braking something too. So if you brake your daily driver out playing on sunday and then you have to drive to work 20miles one way thats a long walk also your now paying some tow truck guy to tow your heep home for you. All and all it is just smart that once you get passed the pre teen days of hitting the mall and grow up you will trailer it if you can too.

[AZG23]

. All and all it is just smart that once you get passed the pre teen days of hitting the mall and grow up you will trailer it if you can too.

LOL...yeah ok...my mall crawler hits trials with trailered rigs...whats yer point :rolleyes:

While having a trailer and truck to pull it is nice...it doesnt mean that a non trailer rig cant hang...most of the time its because the trailered rig has been rolled too many times and is no longer street legal with all the parts removed. Or due to mods that dont allow over 50 mph....2nd would be tires...and yes...the best reason to trailer is to remove a broke rig...and get it home. Still doesnt mean you cant without calling a tow truck.

Still...it has drawbacks as well...leaving a vehicle at a trailhead...vandalism, theft...and having to drive the rig back around to the trailhead on one way trails..

Maybe some day Ill retire the Jeep as a DD and go all out on it...and trailer it to and from...but its what I want to drive.....its a Jeep thing. :cool:

[06GrnRubi]

Some of us that trailer our jeeps don't have highway tires. Why would i kill my tires driving it 35miles to a trail when my truck and trailer have tires that are for the highway. Also some of us like AC and nice relaxing rides home after a hard days wheeling. But thats really not the point. The point is i go out and spend $300 a tire for my crawler and get 50mins trail time and 2500 miles highway. Also most of us that trailer our jeeps play on harder trails then the mall jeeps and we have a higher chance of braking something too. So if you brake your daily driver out playing on sunday and then you have to drive to work 20miles one way thats a long walk also your now paying some tow truck guy to tow your heep home for you. All and all it is just smart that once you get passed the pre teen days of hitting the mall and grow up you will trailer it if you can too.



LOL

[lancetkenyon]

I find it funny that many people that make fun of Mall Crawlers probably don't drive your "REAL" Jeep on a daily basis to and from work. You probably have a truck, or a car (GASP!), and only wheel your Jeep on the weekends. And a lot of you, I know because I see you, actually tow your Jeep to the wheeling locations. If you're going to tow your Jeep, why not just build a rock buggy?

I just don't get it. What is wrong with daily driver Jeeps? Do they have to be all dented and scratched to be cool with AZVJC? :D

Note: The above post was in humor. Please don't firebomb my house. :D

Firebombs are on their way.:mad: I resemble that remark, BUT I do have a Jeep that is street legal(although not very street friendly:o ). I have on occasion even driven it to the trails. I can do 65 MPH, but the $300+ tires are not really made for that. If I had the CASH to build a buggy, I would think about it, but why not just wheel the Jeep I already have, and the one I have sunk all the money into? Sure it has some "character marks", but I don't look down my nose at other people who actually wheel their junk or Jeep. A true mall crawler is one driven by Buffy of Snottsdale, who thinks offroading is having to drive her own Jeep through the drivethru at the local In-and-out Burger while the parking lot is being resurfaced. And Brad, YOU drive a mall crawler, but I will wheel with you anytime. Lets just go run CD or Anaconda to get there.:D To answer Green Jeeps question......do you wheel it? Or does it do street duty only? If it gets you on the dirt(and not just Scottsdale Road under construction), then NO, it is not a mall crawler. Too many people spend unGodly amounts of money on the Jeep so it looks good, but never wheel it. D35 with 35" tires and 3.07 gears= MALL CRAWLER!

[AZG23]

Hi...my name is Buffy....:D




Lance....lets hit the MALL bro!

[SHNIPE]

http://virtualjeepclub.com/image.php?u=4329&dateline=1177970937

Is that a NISSAN? Lets see this trailer queen of yours :D

[poetofwar]

Maybe some day Ill retire the Jeep as a DD and go all out on it...and trailer it to and from...but its what I want to drive.....its a Jeep thing.

Like i said when we grow up we ill trailer. Now i'm not the trailering type don't get me wrong but i do understand were it come's from i used to trailer my jeep to a trail that was 21miles for the event i was at and yes my jeep is limited to 55mph. Not a problem for me but when you are leading the trial and most of the people with you have trailers and the rest have A/T's and can run 75mph they don't want to wait for you. So i'm not here to down anyones mall crawler or anything mine used to look like that alongs time ago. But things happen you get on a trail you shouldn't have been on, you fall off the rock things happen to make you bash up your jeeps. Now if you have owned your heep for 5yrs and still have 31's and wash it every time it gets dusty then yha were talking about you! I understand that people don't go out and spend 35k on a rubi and go bash it up. Thats what H2's for. So no disrespect to DDmorris or Anyone else that is taking this the wrong way. It's all fun and games.


All i am saying is that some people like to go out spend a couple of hours looking that the trees and wildlife and some of us like looking at big rocks and wondering how the heep is going over that. So if you are just out to look at wildlife and do 3.0 and blow trials geart love it glad to see you out there if you are like me and 3.5+ is you thing then great love to see you out there. I just don't hear people say hey look at the cute thing or clean thing when they look at my POS or any of the people i wheel with. But i do hear people say that bout mall crawlers so if you don't like the name Mall Crawler you know what to do. Or you can just take it with a grian of salt and go have fun.

[SHNIPE]

I have a headache from having to reread that :(

[lancetkenyon]

Nothing wrong with washing the Jeep, helps to find all the new "rubmarks". I wash mine about every 2-3 trips. Also helps to get underneath and check out all the new carnage/scrapes. But i draw the line at Armorall, no self respecting rig would use that stuff! Now the tow rig on the other hand................

[poetofwar]

That trailer queen you are talking about is 7" lifted with BDS Long travel shocks 4.88 gears lockers front and rear TSL's and been rolled 3 times hints the back half off and caged 1" sed 180" on heims with onbored air that hits the impact. It is also on it;s 3rd set of doors and plated frame custom drives Thx Bob lily From NM. This jeep is the trail leader 3 yrs running for the Chilly challange that leads CAYENNE CRAWLER,Off Broadway and my favorite Rocotillo Rapids. Witch i know some of you have been there and most likely been on these trails. It is not really a trailer queen but in LAs Cruces i didn't have to drive to the next state to go wheeling it was 5 miles from house so yha it drives like poop on street and is slow but i didn't build it to get me to the post office and bring it out on sundays. and the pic is from The Good the Bad and The ugly in the Dana Ana's in LC not the best but i can't drive and take pics.

[SHNIPE]

Nothing wrong with washing the Jeep, helps to find all the new "rubmarks". I wash mine about every 2-3 trips. Also helps to get underneath and check out all the new carnage/scrapes. But i draw the line at Armorall, no self respecting rig would use that stuff! Now the tow rig on the other hand................

Good then come wash my jeep :D it hasnt seen soap in almost a year :P

Dsrtjeeper tried askin me about a dent he saw on the passenger side and asked where it came from... I looked at him puzzled as though he was retarded for even trying to pick out ONE dent to ask when and where. I musta lost my Dent Log Book :rolleyes:

[Roughian98TJ]

mall crawler, and I daily drive my Jeep.

[SHNIPE]

That trailer queen you are talking about is 7" lifted with BDS Long travel shocks 4.88 gears lockers front and rear TSL's and been rolled 3 times hints the back half off and caged 1" sed 180" on heims with onbored air that hits the impact. It is also on it;s 3rd set of doors and plated frame custom drives Thx Bob lily From NM. This jeep is the trail leader 3 yrs running for the Chilly challange that leads CAYENNE CRAWLER,Off Broadway and my favorite Rocotillo Rapids. Witch i know some of you have been there and most likely been on these trails. It is not really a trailer queen but in LAs Cruces i didn't have to drive to the next state to go wheeling it was 5 miles from house so yha it drives like poop on street and is slow but i didn't build it to get me to the post office and bring it out on sundays. and the pic is from The Good the Bad and The ugly in the Dana Ana's in LC not the best but i can't drive and take pics.

Feel better after tooting your own horn? There are quite a few guys here that drive their TSLs often on the street FYI :D im sure i could find a few with less that wheel harder so you should lay off the isht talkin of X vs your jeep cause honestly... i doubt many give two craps about what you got with your high and mighty cooler-than-you-with-my-trailer-bish attitude :D
MMK Pumpkin? Thanks

[Roughian98TJ]

Good then come wash my jeep :D it hasnt seen soap in almost a year :P


soap? what's that?:confused:



Jeep washing instructions: wait for rain.

[SHNIPE]

soap? what's that?:confused:

Jeep washing instructions: wait for rain.

haha usually but theres too much dirt and dust and mud in the back that it usually just helps pack it on instead of wash it off. Shut up dont mess up my chance to have lance wash the jeep!!

[Roughian98TJ]

haha usually but theres too much dirt and dust and mud in the back that it usually just helps pack it on instead of wash it off. Shut up dont mess up my chance to have lance wash the jeep!!

alright but he has to do it in a thong :eek:

[06GrnRubi]

Will wash any Jeep for $10,000.00

Don't expect many takers. Only need one.

[poetofwar]

I don't give a **** what you drive and what you got you guys started this. Not me. As my wife would say right about now Stop the pissing and grow up. thats a pic of my jeep not his wah wah wah what tool do you drive wah wah wah ok tuff guys L E T M E S P E L L I T O U T F O R Y O U


Woohoo look MA i can pick fights over the internet

I mean give me a brake a ****ing a http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showthread.php?t=21695 forum witch one of you little girlys thoguht this up i'm sorry did i hurrt your feelings. I do not understand how Joe West puts up with this crap it's a daycare. Maybe you all forgot to you naps or you need a bottle or something all i know is that it take a real man to fight over a damn keyboard rigth! Thast rigth say what you want now i know you all will respond to this becuase you got nothing better to do. And o yha girls are the one's that started the little smilly faces girls. so go to the forum and say your sorry for being a girly man or go beat your dog what ever works for you girlys

[AZG23]

Bwahahahahahhahahaha.....he's baggin' on the apology thread...hahahahah



dude...you crack me up...!

[joedokes28]

That trailer queen you are talking about is 7" lifted with BDS Long travel shocks 4.88 gears lockers front and rear TSL's and been rolled 3 times hints the back half off and caged 1" sed 180" on heims with onbored air that hits the impact. It is also on it;s 3rd set of doors and plated frame custom drives Thx Bob lily From NM. This jeep is the trail leader 3 yrs running for the Chilly challange that leads CAYENNE CRAWLER,Off Broadway and my favorite Rocotillo Rapids. Witch i know some of you have been there and most likely been on these trails. It is not really a trailer queen but in LAs Cruces i didn't have to drive to the next state to go wheeling it was 5 miles from house so yha it drives like poop on street and is slow but i didn't build it to get me to the post office and bring it out on sundays. and the pic is from The Good the Bad and The ugly in the Dana Ana's in LC not the best but i can't drive and take pics.

Where oh where to begin...

[Roughian98TJ]

apparently I should have read the whole thread cause I thought everyone was just joking around, I stopped at the like 5th or 6th post. peace.

[kjflowers]

Nothing wrong with washing the Jeep,................


Hey is anyone free today or tomorrow? if so could you head to the airport and wash my jeep for me so it is nice and clean when I return on sunday.

Thanx

[amber.hodge]

Yawn....I feel dumber for having spent 5 minutes of my life reading this. :(

[SHNIPE]

Hey is anyone free today or tomorrow? if so could you head to the airport and wash my jeep for me so it is nice and clean when I return on sunday.

Thanx
Ima go pee on your tires :D

[GLEN REAMS]

I don't give a **** what you drive and what you got you guys started this. Not me. As my wife would say right about now Stop the pissing and grow up. thats a pic of my jeep not his wah wah wah what tool do you drive wah wah wah ok tuff guys L E T M E S P E L L I T O U T F O R Y O U


Woohoo look MA i can pick fights over the internet

I mean give me a brake a ****ing a http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showthread.php?t=21695 forum witch one of you little girlys thoguht this up i'm sorry did i hurrt your feelings. I do not understand how Joe West puts up with this crap it's a daycare. Maybe you all forgot to you naps or you need a bottle or something all i know is that it take a real man to fight over a damn keyboard rigth! Thast rigth say what you want now i know you all will respond to this becuase you got nothing better to do. And o yha girls are the one's that started the little smilly faces girls. so go to the forum and say your sorry for being a girly man or go beat your dog what ever works for you girlys


You sound like a teenage girl. just my .02 tho

[GLEN REAMS]

That trailer queen you are talking about is 7" lifted with BDS Long travel shocks 4.88 gears lockers front and rear TSL's and been rolled 3 times hints the back half off and caged 1" sed 180" on heims with onbored air that hits the impact. It is also on it;s 3rd set of doors and plated frame custom drives Thx Bob lily From NM. This jeep is the trail leader 3 yrs running for the Chilly challange that leads CAYENNE CRAWLER,Off Broadway and my favorite Rocotillo Rapids. Witch i know some of you have been there and most likely been on these trails. It is not really a trailer queen but in LAs Cruces i didn't have to drive to the next state to go wheeling it was 5 miles from house so yha it drives like poop on street and is slow but i didn't build it to get me to the post office and bring it out on sundays. and the pic is from The Good the Bad and The ugly in the Dana Ana's in LC not the best but i can't drive and take pics.
okay;)

[SHNIPE]

You sound like a teenage girl. just my .02 tho

i find humor that even a 17 year old can see how childish poet is :D

My mom bought me a hot wheels jeep!!! OH YEAH WELL MY DAD BOUGHT ME A TONKA JEEP AND A LIFTED POWERWHEELS!!!

[GLEN REAMS]

My mom bought me a hot wheels jeep!!! OH YEAH WELL MY DAD BOUGHT ME A TONKA JEEP AND A LIFTED POWERWHEELS!!!
frikin sweet dude!

[Roy_Rogers]

If you are proving it is not a Mall Cruiser then the only time it should be photographed in the driveway is if the tow truck just droped it off ...

[daniel]

You sound like a teenage girl. just my .02 tho

word:eek:

[SHNIPE]

HAHAH WHAT A JOKE!!


BUT... This is no joke! You guys gotta see whats posted here. (http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showthread.php?t=21688) Read and follow the directions!! Its awesome!!!

[My Green Jeep]

Girlie... hmmm never thought of it that way.. always thought of it...as...

My Green Jeep....

No one has a jeep like mine... which is a good thing <g>

and...its all mine and I if it looks girlie...and looks like a mall crawler...

I was going to say... then so be it but...NAHHHHH....

I asked and I got opinions...which is ok... I heard it all... play in the dirt,
go offroad... too many frogs...

its all good...

I like it and thats what counts the most..

Thanks everyone!

[Phx Cobra]

... too many frogs...


You don't have to worry about that anymore, Frenchy doesn't wheel anymore. :D

[AZG23]

Im just glad you have a jeep.....and its a nice jeep...

[amber.hodge]

You can never have too many frogs - I'm just not allowed near the jeep with them! (fav animal)

[Allen]

Jeep washing instructions: wait for rain.


Is this considered washing the jeep??

http://photos.imageevent.com/frag_o_matic/main/hosted/websize/Azusa%20Cyn%20001.jpg

[SHNIPE]

Yes Allen thats 100% acceptable for vehicle maintenance :D

Good job on the 35s and not breakin a shaft!!

[corbas]

I don't give a **** what you drive and what you got you guys started this. Not me. As my wife would say right about now Stop the pissing and grow up. thats a pic of my jeep not his wah wah wah what tool do you drive wah wah wah ok tuff guys L E T M E S P E L L I T O U T F O R Y O U


Woohoo look MA i can pick fights over the internet

I mean give me a brake a ****ing a http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showthread.php?t=21695 forum witch one of you little girlys thoguht this up i'm sorry did i hurrt your feelings. I do not understand how Joe West puts up with this crap it's a daycare. Maybe you all forgot to you naps or you need a bottle or something all i know is that it take a real man to fight over a damn keyboard rigth! Thast rigth say what you want now i know you all will respond to this becuase you got nothing better to do. And o yha girls are the one's that started the little smilly faces girls. so go to the forum and say your sorry for being a girly man or go beat your dog what ever works for you girlys

Just my $.02 on this one -
I am not new to forums, but new to this one. That said, I know enough to show some respect to the current members of a forum if you are new. I am guessing you are under 20? Reading this forum I had enough common sense and intelligence to read the sarcasm and humor in the comments. There was no fighting or need for "****" until you posted. You seem to be the one with nothing better to do.

Hope I didn't overstep my boundries here, but this kind of thing really gets me.

Now that said, lets go wheelin!

[lancetkenyon]

Yes Allen thats 100% acceptable for vehicle maintenance :D

Good job on the 35s and not breakin a shaft!!YET


Fixed it for you.......;)

[SHNIPE]

Fixed it for you.......;)

SHHH I wanna build his confidence high so if it happens we can all point and laugh.. then help him fix it :D

[FrenchChili]

You don't have to worry about that anymore, Frenchy doesn't wheel anymore. :D

Hey what's that now:D? I innocently read a thread, but yet I'm indirectly involved???


















BTW, frogs taste good:D;) :D

[YGOHOME]

those are some cool jeeps, definately not mall crawlers. the frogs just make it unique... the white lettering even looks good. *edit: and those who say white lettering makes it a mall crawler are crazy, the raised lettering helps with sidewall grip on the rocks. :)

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/My%20Green%20Jeep/CIMG2224.jpg

[My Green Jeep]

Hey what's that now:D? I innocently read a thread, but yet I'm indirectly involved???


BTW, frogs taste good:D;) :D


Ewwwwww... "frogs taste good"
that is just WRONG! :eek:

[NVRSTUKXJ]

Ewwwwww... "frogs taste good"
that is just WRONG! :eek:


not the whole frog.....just the legs.....the rest of the frog goes into cat food

[My Green Jeep]

Saturday, May 5th... Sedona, Arizona
Broken Arrow
Cliffhanger

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/May%205th%20Jeep%20Run/Mygreenjeep.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/May%205th%20Jeep%20Run/CIMG2431.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/May%205th%20Jeep%20Run/CIMG2468.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/May%205th%20Jeep%20Run/CIMG2515.jpg

[ob1jeeper]

[FONT="Century Gothic"]
Saturday, May 5th... Sedona, Arizona
Broken Arrow
Cliffhanger

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/itrox/May%205th%20Jeep%20Run/Mygreenjeep.jpg
YIKES :eek: ! :eek: ! rib-it...rib-it... From the air under the front tire(s) it would appear thumb-bunny's got a BIG-OLE, LEAD foot.:eek: ! :eek: !:p

While a little momentum can be your friend, too much can bend:( your sweet lookin' frog-green Jeep. (Mall-Crawler or not...)..:p :D ;)

[SHNIPE]

Takin the back way to the mall?? :D

[NVRSTUKXJ]

I think I see your problem....your ride is missing the AZVJC decal....that alone will add 2 inches of clearance and 60hp......

[audiedoggie]

The funny thing about this thread....

My friends and I all drive Jeeps, we all go offroad when we can (usually at least once a month). Our Jeeps are not heavily modded but we have fun and our Jeeps are rarely clean and sparkly....

But we all work at the mall (Apple Computer) :P

So in the parking lot of the Chandler mall you will see 2 yellow TJs, a white TJ (mine), a White XJ, a green XJ and a red Liberty.

The only shiny, non scratched and muddy car in the group is our manager's white Hummer H3! :P

[06GrnRubi]

Call it a Mall-Crawler if you want, but somewhere I guess I missed the mall entrance.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa130/ddmorris_photos/100_0808.jpg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa130/ddmorris_photos/100_0810.jpg

[My Green Jeep]

YIKES :eek: ! :eek: ! rib-it...rib-it... From the air under the front tire(s) it would appear thumb-bunny's got a BIG-OLE, LEAD foot.:eek: ! :eek: !:p

While a little momentum can be your friend, too much can bend:( your sweet lookin' frog-green Jeep. (Mall-Crawler or not...)..:p :D ;)

<g> I know... but remember... my 1st time wheeling and it was one of those... GIVE IT HELL things... yep... too much of a lead foot.

<--- still learning ;)

[My Green Jeep]

Takin the back way to the mall?? :D


The back way... the front way... the roundabout way... ha ha ha ha ha :rolleyes:

[My Green Jeep]

I think I see your problem....your ride is missing the AZVJC decal....that alone will add 2 inches of clearance and 60hp......


Walt and I were at 4Wheelers this morning and I picked up my decals... they will be on the jeep once it gets back from the dealership.

[dirtgrip]

When I grow up I want a trailer.In the meantime I will learn how to spell and punctuate.

[poetofwar]

Call it a Mall-Crawler if you want, but somewhere I guess I missed the mall entrance.


Wow didn't think anyone would find a mall were it snows to just say the have one. Must have been some nasty roads i'll call DOT for you and have them salt it so you can get back home.

[AZG23]

Wow didn't think anyone would find a mall were it snows to just say the have one. Must have been some nasty roads i'll call DOT for you and have them salt it so you can get back home.



Still continuing to make points with the good people here huh...? :rolleyes:

Pretty soon you will have no one responding to you as you will be on everyones ignore list.

[Wayco]

Wow didn't think anyone would find a mall were it snows to just say the have one. Must have been some nasty roads i'll call DOT for you and have them salt it so you can get back home.
I don't know Brad, maybe this was humor? :confused:
I know, I'm eternally optimistic.... :rolleyes:

[06GrnRubi]

I don't know Brad, maybe this was humor? :confused:
I know, I'm eternally optimistic.... :rolleyes:

No, he is not being sarcastic. I don't want to bring the club into my personal problems, but Tim (POETOFWAR) is mad at me, and, I guess, trying to get me to get into an argument on this board. I refuse to do that, so if you see him responding to me in a negative way, please just ignore his comments as I am doing.

I mean, maybe I do have a mall crawler. It is my daily drive, so I do need to be careful of the runs that I do, and it does spend more time on the paved roads than it does off highway. But it gets me where I want to go when I want to go, so I am happy with it.

[AZG23]

I don't know Brad, maybe this was humor? :confused:
I know, I'm eternally optimistic.... :rolleyes:

Humor tends to be followed with :D:D:D:D these....


like this.....



Oh that Wayne...when the going gets tuff..he just "ROLLS" over!! :D :eek: :D LOL!

:D

[Hardline]

Oh that Wayne...when the going gets tuff..he just "ROLLS" over!! :D :eek: :D LOL!

:D

I figure any comment I would make to that would get me banned the same day I joined......;)

[AZG23]

I figure any comment I would make to that would get me banned the same day I joined......;)



hahaha.....perhaps the ensuing fight would get him banned from the house...but not get you banned from here.!!:D

[poetofwar]

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d

[Horned Owl]

White letters out :confused: lol so not typical of the jeep standard. youre never gonna fit in :D

Hey! I happen to like the white letters out! I think it looks good on mine. But there is no way I'm posting a picture right now. I don't even have a lift yet, the majority of my Mods are under the hood. You guys would eat me alive!!!:D

[fatboypup]

Hello, Im a super fresh n00b with a Mall Crawler, here it is ......
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g4/fatboypup/mallcrawler.jpg



But........ these 31's did drive up on 35's with no problem :)
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g4/fatboypup/31s.jpg

[My Green Jeep]

Sweet Mall Crawler :p

[Hardline]

Hey! I like the F A T B O Y on the hood! How'd you do that! I need H Y J A K :D

[lancetkenyon]

I guess I have an official "Mall Crawler" now. I actually spent(I know I am never gonna hear the end of this) 5 hours washing mine today!:eek: I shampooed the seats, hosed out the entire tub and WASHED the interior, put all the tools and spare parts up in the racks where they actually go, washed the cage!, washed the exterior and UNDERCARRIAGE! Degreased all the excess after the last lube job. Cut the snot outta my fingers while washing the rims and tires too. Those things are so chewed up they are like a cheese grater.:o If it wasn't beat to hell, you might actually think it WAS a mall crawler, the thing cleans up pretty nice(except for all the rock rash):D

[WalterD]

I guess I have an official "Mall Crawler" now. I actually spent(I know I am never gonna hear the end of this) 5 hours washing mine today!:eek:

At least you didn't wax it.

[Bustedknuckles5]

Here is my definition of a mall crawler:
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x264/davidc_pics/Lilcarcrusher.jpg
I'm not allowed to park there any more, so I traded it for my Jeep!

[AZG23]

Hey! I happen to like the white letters out! I think it looks good on mine. But there is no way I'm posting a picture right now. I don't even have a lift yet, the majority of my Mods are under the hood. You guys would eat me alive!!!:D



Dude....that song is flippin; funny!

Ill see ya around the hood...:D

[AZG23]

well then Im for sure now a MC.....pulled the front DS tonight....its a true station wagon now...2wd...:D

I did replace the trans mount while up under there...figured why not...its apart...but I still ahvent cleaned it...but I guess I should...hey Lance...;)

[lancetkenyon]

well then Im for sure now a MC.....pulled the front DS tonight....its a true station wagon now...2wd...:D

I did replace the trans mount while up under there...figured why not...its apart...but I still ahvent cleaned it...but I guess I should...hey Lance...;)

I just washed my thong.....I am on my way!:eek:

[AZG23]

I just washed my thong.....I am on my way!:eek:


haha....cmon! :eek:

[Horned Owl]

Dude....that song is flippin; funny!

Ill see ya around the hood...:D

Checked out my MySpace did ya? LOL.

[My Green Jeep]

I guess I have an official "Mall Crawler" now. I actually spent(I know I am never gonna hear the end of this) 5 hours washing mine today!:eek: I shampooed the seats, hosed out the entire tub and WASHED the interior, put all the tools and spare parts up in the racks where they actually go, washed the cage!, washed the exterior and UNDERCARRIAGE! Degreased all the excess after the last lube job. Cut the snot outta my fingers while washing the rims and tires too. Those things are so chewed up they are like a cheese grater.:o If it wasn't beat to hell, you might actually think it WAS a mall crawler, the thing cleans up pretty nice(except for all the rock rash):D

And you said you can clean mine up when???!! :p

[fatboypup]

hah if you look closely I even have a littletree airfreshener haning from the rearview ...... thats true MC:p

[AZG23]

So Lance....show us pics....

[fatboypup]

Heres mine again ......
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g4/fatboypup/P_00062-1.jpg

[lancetkenyon]

So Lance....show us pics....

OK, here is a pic of me in my workout clothes.......:eek: Now tell me I'm not sexy!;)

http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10906&stc=1&d=1179004097

[AZG23]

dayum booooy......yu DEAD sessay!

[06GrnRubi]

OK, here is a pic of me in my workout clothes.......:eek: Now tell me I'm not sexy!;)

http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10906&stc=1&d=1179004097

Sure hope my wife doesn't get on here and see this post. She'll leave me for sure.

[06GrnRubi]

OK, I know it's in the driveway, and I'm sorry. I'll appologize on the appropriate post as soon as I'm done here.

I just couldn't wait to get a picture of my Jeep with the new bumper posted.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa130/ddmorris_photos/100_0813.jpg
Mall Crawler with an attitude.

[lancetkenyon]

Looks great Dave, is that JDs old one?

[06GrnRubi]

Sorry, can't remember his name, but yes, I did get from someone on this board. He lives in Gold Canyon and is in Drywall.