wannabejeeper
12-06-2006, 12:53 PM
Funeral Procession
>
> A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse 50 feet
> behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking
> a pit bull on a leash.
>
> Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
>
> The man was so curious that he respectfully approached the man walking the
> dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time
> to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
> is it?"
>
> "My wife's."
>
> "What happened to her?"
>
> The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further,
> "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>
> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
> the dog turned on her."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Get in line."
>
> A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse 50 feet
> behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking
> a pit bull on a leash.
>
> Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
>
> The man was so curious that he respectfully approached the man walking the
> dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time
> to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
> is it?"
>
> "My wife's."
>
> "What happened to her?"
>
> The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further,
> "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>
> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
> the dog turned on her."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Get in line."