Blonde joke

[wannabejeeper]

Green Side Up
>
> A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman
> walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what
> colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room,
> the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
> The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and
> yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued
> following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but
> proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue."
> Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and
> yelled out, "Green side up!"
>
> This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next
> room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And
> once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
>
> Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you
> keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color
> I would like the room?"
>
> The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod
> across the street."