lamanite480
09-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
> the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
>
> Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
>
> After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
> was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to
get
> up and get a coke."
>
> "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it
> for you."
>
> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
> spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
> looks good, I'd really like one, too."
>
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
>
> While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe
and
> spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
>and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
> on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
> This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
>
>
> THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
> the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
>
> Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
>
> After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
> was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to
get
> up and get a coke."
>
> "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it
> for you."
>
> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
> spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
> looks good, I'd really like one, too."
>
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
>
> While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe
and
> spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
>and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
> on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
> This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
>
>
> THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN