Symon623
09-22-2006, 02:03 PM
Everyone seems to be wondering why Al Qaeda terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . ?
No television
No ch eerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
< BR>
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door
because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die
it rea lly all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . ?
No television
No ch eerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
< BR>
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door
because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die
it rea lly all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?