knockonit
08-11-2006, 10:47 PM
A guy goes into the post office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Have you ever been in the service?"
"Yes", he says,"I was in Vietnam for three years"
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points towards employment"
and then asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says," Yes 100%, a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".
The interviewer tells the guy," O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8 am to 4 pm.
You can start tomorrow, come in at 10 am.
The guys is puzzled and says," If the hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, then why do you want me to come in at 10 am?
" This is a government job," the interviewer says. " For the fist two hours we stand around scratching our quevos, no point you coming in for that."
The interviewer asks him "Have you ever been in the service?"
"Yes", he says,"I was in Vietnam for three years"
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points towards employment"
and then asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says," Yes 100%, a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".
The interviewer tells the guy," O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8 am to 4 pm.
You can start tomorrow, come in at 10 am.
The guys is puzzled and says," If the hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, then why do you want me to come in at 10 am?
" This is a government job," the interviewer says. " For the fist two hours we stand around scratching our quevos, no point you coming in for that."