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jeep4offrd
06-09-2006, 05:43 AM
5,000 years ago Moses said, "pick up your shovel, pack your ***, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the promised land."


200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ***, use your shovel, clear the land, grow tobacco for Camels and it will be the promised land."


Last week the Congress of the United States said: "Amigos, throw away your shovels, sit on your ***, light your Camels, we're giving you the promised land."