DsrtJeeper
06-02-2006, 12:23 PM
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her
husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tri! es to be
reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten.
I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan. I do anyting you say.
Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his new bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ..... numba 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks:
"You wanna .. Shrimp wif Broccori?"
.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her
husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tri! es to be
reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten.
I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan. I do anyting you say.
Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his new bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ..... numba 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks:
"You wanna .. Shrimp wif Broccori?"
.