The Tree Hugger

[DsrtJeeper]

Only in California...
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> While walking through the Northern California
> woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear
>firmly
> against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity,
>what
> the heck are you doing?"
>
> "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the
> other man replied.
>
> "You gotta be kiddin' me.", answered the guy who
> walked up.
>
> "No, would you like to give it a try?", asked
> the tree hugger.
>
>
> Understandably curious, the man says, "Well,
> OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up
> against it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on
>him,
> took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and
>left.
>
>
> Two hours later another nature lover strolled
> by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
>"What
> the hell happened to you?"
>
> He told the guy the whole story about how he got
> there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
>head
> in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and
> said, "Sweetie this just ain't gonna be your day"!
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[XJ Un-Limited]

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