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NVRSTUKXJ
06-02-2006, 07:10 AM
Yesterday I go to the Wendy's down the street for lunch......I order my meal and go a table.....then I realize I forgot napkins, ketchup, etc., so I get up and go get those meal essential items......

when I get back to my table, there is this old "homeless"-looking bag lady sitting there eating my lunch.....trying to stay calm, I ask very nicely just what the heck she was doing eating my lunch.....she says "this is not yours, its mine"....not wanting to make much of a scene, I go get the manager and tell her whats going on......she offers me a replacement lunch just to keep things calm because by now the bag lady is looking at us with "crazy eyes"....

I get my new lunch and sit down at a table across from crazy eyes and eat....I finish before her, and get up to leave when I notice she has a couple of shopping bags next to her on the floor.....still being pissed, I grab up the bags as I walk by......crazy eyes starts going nuts saying those were her bags.....I reply very calmly "they're not yours, they're mine", walk out to the jeep, throw the bags in the back and drive off w/crazy eyes yelling at me the whole time.....

what a refreshing lunch......

DesertRat
06-02-2006, 07:21 AM
So what was in the bags?:eek: :D

ThumpAZ
06-02-2006, 08:09 AM
I agree... WTF is in the bags!!!
Prolly her smelly crotch drip catchers! Definitely a HazMat situation in the making.

My1stJeep
06-02-2006, 08:38 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh make it stop, how will I get any work done today (not that that would be different than any other), but I got stop laughing first....:D

That was a great way to start the day... but I too gotta know what was in the bags?

NVRSTUKXJ
06-02-2006, 10:40 AM
So what was in the bags?:eek: :D


A big load of crap..............just like my story :D


have a great weekend.......

azrubyman
06-02-2006, 10:52 AM
A big load of crap..............just like my story :D


have a great weekend.......

Saw that one coming from a mile away! An oldy but goody! :D :D