Dear Pres. Bush -- I'm Headed to Mexico

[Linda]

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passport, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms needs to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5.Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the US flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying taxes, and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the ecomony.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,

[DsrtJeeper]

I like it! :D :D

[TinyMan]

Sounds good to me

[Blkruby]

I don't know about the rest of you,But I'm fed up with people who are here illegally demanding we give them everything they want.Try that in Mexico and you'll be in jail for a long long time :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wildcat455]

I don't know about the rest of you,But I'm fed up with people who are here illegally demanding we give them everything they want.Try that in Mexico and you'll be in jail for a long long time :mad:

They only do it because WE LET THEM!! :eek:

Too many bleeding hearts, I guess...:confused:

[DAKOTA]

Very nice letter , I agree our gov. has been blowing this issue off for so long that if they would have spent 2k a year that wall would be done and this hole march would have lasted 20 minutes . Close the border 100% and watch Mexico go under and they damm we'll know it . Our gov. is the bleeding heart .

[JamesT]

One thing that is not on there is:

14. Make sure there are plenty of Western Unions, so that money can be taken from the Mexican economy and sent back to the US for my remaining family and friends.


Bill,
One reason why "we let them" is, there is no way to verify SSN's. It is amazing to me that in this country we can verify if someone can own a gun, but emplooyers cannot verify SSN's. This only tells me that the government (wether R, D or I) doesn't want SSN's verified and they are just promoting illegal immigration.

[highjeeps]

I found one positive from Monday's protest march. The freeway drive home from work during rush hour was a little better! :D

[Blkruby]

If you and I don't pay our taxes you can get a $25,000 fine and up to 2 yrs in jail.:eek: If you break into our country and demonstrate John Mc Lame says you can pay $1000 fine and he'll give you citizenship.:rolleyes: But it not amnesty:eek:

John Mc Cain What a A---ole :mad:

[Jeepnut]

One thing that is not on there is:

14. Make sure there are plenty of Western Unions, so that money can be taken from the Mexican economy and sent back to the US for my remaining family and friends.

One more:

15. I want the ability and freedom to purchase and own - without going through a bank trust or lease - real property, especially on the coast.

Have a great evening.

[Yogi]

A Good editorial from Ann Coulter today http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/welcome.cgi



BROWN IS THE NEW BLACK
by Ann Coulter
April 12, 2006

This is the only country on Earth that thinks it's not sporting to consider our own interests in choosing immigrants. Try showing up in any other country on the planet, illiterate and penniless, and announcing: "I've seen pictures of your country and it looks great. I think I'd like to live here! Oh, and by the way, would you mind changing all your government and business phone messages, street signs and ballots into my native language? Thanks!" They would laugh you out of the country.

What seems not to have occurred to the "NO HUMAN BEING IS ILLEGAL" crowd is that this is a country, not a public park.

There are more than 6 billion people in the world, many of whom apparently like the idea of living in the wealthiest democracy on Earth. But if the billions of people of the world did live here, it wouldn't be "here" anymore. America is special for a reason that must transcend the right to vote — or everyone would be trying to immigrate to Iraq right now.

America has a seller's market in immigration, but thanks to Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law, we no longer favor skilled workers from developed nations, but instead favor unskilled immigrants from the Third World. Kennedy's bill promptly cut the number of European immigrants in half and increased Third World immigrants to 85 percent of the total.

Not surprisingly, post-1965 immigrants have sharply higher levels of poverty and welfare dependence. Europeans may not seem like ideal new immigrants, but the truth is, if what they want is welfare, they'll stay in France.

It's as if we've got the last Xbox 360s available on Christmas Eve and instead of doubling the price, we're entertaining low-ball offers. Or more accurately, we're paying our customers to take the darn things off our hands — and the customers are still indignant with us.

On CNN's "Lou Dobbs Tonight" on Monday, Dobbs was interviewing Nativo Lopez, president of the Mexican-American Political Association about his demand for "full immediate, unconditional legalization for all persons currently in the United States."

Dobbs posed this innocuous question about Lopez's planned boycott, "You're talking about a boycott of all illegal aliens in this country?"

Lopez exploded: "Well, first off, I refute your terminology. You don't say 'kike,' 'patty,' 'WOP,' OK. You don't say "******"! ... You're using language that's offensive to me and offensive to my people! ... You pollute the air every day, Dobbs. ... That language is offensive, it's derogatory, it's denigrating, and don't use that terminology to me again, referring to my people!"

Dobbs eventually ended Lopez's Tourette's episode by calmly asking him what he expected the impact of the boycott to be.

An hour later on MSNBC's "Hardball," Dave Rodriguez, of the League of United Latin American Citizens, leapt in to denounce Rep. Tom Tancredo for using the word "amnesty." He said: "There isn't any such thing as amnesty in this law. I don't understand what this debate is. That's your own terminology on it ..."

Bank robbers and drug dealers ought to start claiming that the words "bank robber" and "drug dealer" are akin to the N-word. They could accuse lawmakers of "criminalizing felonies" and claim they don't understand what the word "jailbreak" means.

At the same time on CNN's "The Situation Room," Maria Elena Salinas, an anchor at Univision, was informing Wolf Blitzer that "all Hispanics feel offended by what has been going on, by the rhetoric, the level of the negativity that you hear coming out of Capitol Hill and also on some television stations and by some journalists."

So it's really more like we've got the last Xbox 360s available on Christmas Eve and the customers are not only demanding money to take the hottest sales item off our hands, but are verbally abusing us and acting petulant. I'm offended that you would even think about asking me to pay for the Xbox 360! You say it has a "20 GB detachable hard drive"? Well, would you use the word "kike"?

As hardworking as illegal immigrants are when they come here, they are immediately demagogued by liberals into adopting the victimhood pose so popular on college campuses. Everybody wants to act like his ancestors were brought here on slave ships.

Consider this e-mail from Michele Waslin, La Raza's director of Immigration Policy Research, to her members denouncing Sen. Lamar Alexander's proposal to provide government grants to immigrants who want to learn English and American history and to organizations offering those courses. (I'd be happy with a law that simply trained new immigrants not to be "offended" all the time.)

Even though this potentially meant free money for La Raza, Waslin — of the Guadalajara Waslins — ominously warned that while the amendment "doesn't overtly mention assimilation, it is very strong on the patriotism and traditional American values language in a way which is potentially dangerous to our communities."

Meanwhile, Americans aren't allowed to consider whether millions of immigrants refusing to learn English and American history is "potentially dangerous to our communities." Here, please — we'll pay you, just take the whole Xbox 360 factory.

[SavageSun4x4]

A Good editorial from Ann Coulter today http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/welcome.cgi

SOMEBODY stop that woman SHeeees SMOKIN!!!!!:D

I am thinking Ann for Prez to handle all domestic issues and Condi for VP to handle all issue outside the US.

[Yogi]

Yeah I like Ann, She is definitely on target more often then not.;)