Yogi
04-10-2006, 05:31 AM
A lecherous old man was walking on the beach when he spied a beautiful young woman in a bikini. He walked up to her and said; "I want to feel your breasts."
"Get away from me, you crazy old man!" she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts; I will give you twenty dollars," he said.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, and I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!" he said.
"NO! Get away from me before I call a cop!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!" the old man cried out.
She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and told him; "I said NO!"
Seeing she was weakening, the old man said; "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts!"
She began to think; well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute."
She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, Dragon slid his hands underneath her bikini top and began to carress her ample breasts. Then he started crying out; "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...".
Out of curiosity, the young woman asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God'? Do you think they are THAT nice?"
While continuing to feel her breasts,the old man answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"
"Get away from me, you crazy old man!" she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts; I will give you twenty dollars," he said.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, and I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!" he said.
"NO! Get away from me before I call a cop!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!" the old man cried out.
She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and told him; "I said NO!"
Seeing she was weakening, the old man said; "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts!"
She began to think; well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute."
She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, Dragon slid his hands underneath her bikini top and began to carress her ample breasts. Then he started crying out; "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...".
Out of curiosity, the young woman asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God'? Do you think they are THAT nice?"
While continuing to feel her breasts,the old man answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"